How about that PACT? Huh?

OK, so it happened and we move on, paying the taxes (that we were all paying all along anyway) in a more convenient way and move on....

On to a dirty little secret!

I have found myself using a lot more portions recently and I would like to tell you why....

I LOVE wintergreen.

I am practically eating Jakobsson's Wintergreen and I can't get enough. I feel like a cannibal at the morgue and I'm running out of bodies it is THAT good. It seriously beats the sh*t out of General and Offroad in flavor.

All right. I know some of you out there HATE wintergreen and you can hold your tongues. I like wintergreen because taste is a very personal thing and I taste the best! Uhhh....so I don't like Hot Tamales (fake cinnamon) and I get a headache from the way they make that flavor anyway so there. ::THBBBBT::

But Mike, what about the Gul? You're cheating on her?

Kinda. It's like cheating with her cousin... her sexy lumberjack cousin! I still love Gul, the gentle flower of snus with nuance and subtlety... but the wintergreen is like a new mistress with whips and and heels and a flannel shirt! There is a problem though. The wintergreen is in...

Portions! Made of flannel!

Actually, the portions are not made of flannel. They are quite soft, but portions historically have not been kind to my gums and I still find them to be bothering me.

"Suck it up ya pansy!"

Fair enough, but this pansy needs to cry it out first.

I have been using minis at work and have not had these issues. Maybe a little irritation from the corner of the bag, but nothing like this. Painful, sore gums and a textured lip that matches my ceiling. I know it's the added salt and I need some gum toughening but WAAAAA! I feel for all of the noobs that are bitching about sore gums. That is why I was so glad to find los (and incidentally why I dipped {WINTERGREEN DIP} for six months...portion material).

OK, so i am adjusting and it has been getting better.

So, wintergreen, is delicious and I don't have the history but Snusify has it in his video blog here that does a much better job of explaining it than I would, you should watch it, and I like his videos. Plus, I'm lazy.

I now request this in a los. Long cut please...

Mmmmm, flannel shirts and whips...