I just got my butt kicked.....

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  • Monkey
    started a blog post I just got my butt kicked.....

    I just got my butt kicked.....

    ....by a mini.

    A whaaaa?

    Thit is like getting dunked on by a midget!

    Yes...a mini.

    It was a Thunder mini sterk....but still an 8mg mini.

    That is like losing a foot race to a parapelegic.

    Now I use the occasional Jak's strong and a regular portion every now and then....and it wasn't my first time with this snus.

    But it kicked my butt. I got the spins and a hot flash and had to sit down.

    I feel like a freshly deflowered virgin...only less awkward....but with all of the shame.

    I mostly use los and have a pretty good handle on how much I use. About 1g per pris. Occasionally a little larger.

    And....and I use mcroprillas of Thunder los.....and cut regular thunders in half...on the regular.....and occasionally use a WHOLE Thunder portion with no problem.

    But I got my butt kicked by a mini.

    It is like losing the high jump to Steven Hawking.

    I almost don't know what to say.

    One mini sterk....one.

    I ate dinner normally, did not overindulge on nicotine today and haven't had a sniff of snuff all day.

    And ONE MINI KICKED MY BUTT!

    And I still feel like Charlie Sheen in the middle of coming off a bender having relations with Rosie O'Donnel....and gaining clarity one second after finishing.

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...not sure if it was the mini or Rosie....

    Still, I love the minis for those times I need to be ninjitsu snusin...

    It was Rosie....

    • Veganpunk
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      Veganpunk commented
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      Thunder don't play! It's the only snus that once in awhile, I have to spit it out early, due to feeling like I'm gonna puke.

    • heders
      #7
      heders commented
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      Hahahaha HOW!? I mean... how!? For you, a (whole!!!!!!!) regular Thunder portion is alright but a mini kicks your ass!? What have you done with your body man!?

    • c.nash
      #8
      c.nash commented
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      I wish I got a buzz... From anything..

      I'm doing 4 to 4.5 click prilas of Oden's EXTREME Lös and get nothin. SAD PANDA!
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