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Commandment #1 THOU SALT NEVER RUN OUT!!!!
Commandment #2 Thou shalt not complain about free snus
Commandment #3 Thou shalt not swallow thine portions
Commandment #4 Thou shalt not discard thine used portion on the ground
Commandment #5 Thou shalt not put snus in thine lower lip
Commandment #6 Thou shalt not act like an ass on SnusOn
Commandment #7 Thou shalt not listen to much to other snusers
Commandment #8 Thy tongue shalt not have relations with the pris, and thereby make unclean thy mouth
Commandment #9 Thou shalt not waste a used portion
Commandment #10 Thou shall only snus and snuff at the same time with great caution

And a Prayer to go along with the Commandments:

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.