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  • sagedil
    Member
    • Nov 2007
    • 7077

    #91
    One other suggestion.

    Give up everything else, and go back to dip for a month or two. Make sure you have spitters everywhere, and I mean everywhere. And always forget to empty them out. Take every opportunity to use it in front of her.

    When she says something, just say you thought about it, and want to make her happy. So you are giving up that nasty snuff and snus and going back to what you were using when she first chose you as she obviously must prefer the dip to the rest. When she starts to sputter, tell her to make a decision right then. Accept the dip without ever saying another word, or accept the alternatives, ANY alternatives you choose, and never say another word.

    I don't know a single woman in the world that would choose that nasty habit over the 1000% cleaner snus and snuff habit.

    How she reacts to something like that will clarify what she is really after.

    All I know is I have finally found a woman who uses snus, snuff, AND smokes a pipe. Our time together is spent sharing what each other loves. Really, really nice. Plus she does things like give me beautiful pipes for Christmas. What more can a man ask for?? :wink:

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      #92
      Theres alot of great opinions posted. However, opinions are like ass holes........everyone has one.

      None of us know your situation like you do. You alone have to decide what is best for you. Just remember that the good Lord gave men balls for a reason. Don't be afraid to use them when necessary. Blue barrels are cheap and I'm sure we all can take up a collection to get you a chainsaw when you need it.
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • Ainkor
        Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 1144

        #93
        Originally posted by Premium Parrots
        Theres alot of great opinions posted. However, opinions are like ass holes........everyone has one.

        None of us know your situation like you do. You alone have to decide what is best for you. Just remember that the good Lord gave men balls for a reason. Don't be afraid to use them when necessary. Blue barrels are cheap and I'm sure we all can take up a collection to get you a chainsaw when you need it.
        PP for the win!

        We are just folks on a message board. Aside from the limited interaction we all have here, we really don't know the whole situation. If possible, get some happily married men who are in your life to read this thread and then get their feedback. Some suggestions:

        Your father, your pastor, your grandfather, uncle (just not your crazy uncle Phil who slept with 45 prostitutes in Panama that one summer), a trusted MARRIED confidant (Don't take relationship advice from people not in a relationship or who fail at it). There is no easy answer to what is going on but if I had to say, Sage's advice is as close to spot on as I have ever seen.

        Just a reminder:

        Love is not giving up everything you are, love is accepting who you are, for all of your faults and follies. You are the only one in the end that can decide is that piece of ass is worth it. Now be good or she won't let you go down on her tonight.

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9758

          #94
          Originally posted by Ainkor
          Love is not giving up everything you are, love is accepting who you are, for all of your faults and follies. You are the only one in the end that can decide is that piece of ass is worth it. Now be good or she won't let you go down on her tonight.

          man you said a mouthfull there.

          but I'd have say you are wrong tho. When has a woman ever refused a man to go down on her? I'm thinkin maybe you meant to say......"Now be good or she won't go down on you tonight.
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • LaZeR
            Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 3994

            #95
            Originally posted by PP's Sig
            My darling wife... I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

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            • Ainkor
              Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 1144

              #96
              Originally posted by Premium Parrots
              man you said a mouthfull there.

              but I'd have say you are wrong tho. When has a woman ever refused a man to go down on her? I'm thinkin maybe you meant to say......"Now be good or she won't go down on you tonight.


              Watch that movie and then comment on my post :P

              It fits this topic perfectly!

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              • LaZeR
                Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 3994

                #97
                Originally posted by Ainkor


                Watch that movie and then comment on my post :P

                It fits this topic perfectly!
                I'm going to rent this and watch it with my fiance. Would that be a good thing?

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                • tom502
                  Member
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 8985

                  #98
                  It has Neil Diamond in it.

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                  • Ainkor
                    Member
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1144

                    #99
                    Originally posted by LaZeR
                    I'm going to rent this and watch it with my fiance. Would that be a good thing?
                    Dude, if you watch this with your girlfriend I will promise to send back your man card, fedex next day air even.

                    I'll throw in a beer if you actually engage her in a conversation about the movie afterwards.

                    Think about it like the people who took their friends to see the Passion of the Christ. See what her reaction is, or run like hell because it may give her some ideas.

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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9758

                      Originally posted by Ainkor
                      Originally posted by LaZeR
                      I'm going to rent this and watch it with my fiance. Would that be a good thing?
                      Dude, if you watch this with your girlfriend I will promise to send back your man card, fedex next day air even.

                      I'll throw in a beer if you actually engage her in a conversation about the movie afterwards.

                      Think about it like the people who took their friends to see the Passion of the Christ. See what her reaction is, or run like hell because it may give her some ideas.

                      quit posting here and run like hell NOW so you can get a decent head start. You are going to need it.
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • LaZeR
                        Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 3994

                        Originally posted by Ainkor
                        Originally posted by LaZeR
                        I'm going to rent this and watch it with my fiance. Would that be a good thing?
                        Dude, if you watch this with your girlfriend I will promise to send back your man card, fedex next day air even.

                        I'll throw in a beer if you actually engage her in a conversation about the movie afterwards.

                        Think about it like the people who took their friends to see the Passion of the Christ. See what her reaction is, or run like hell because it may give her some ideas.
                        Well I stopped at Family Video and found it and we watched it tonight! :lol: I see what you mean but I don't think she got it and I didn't have the nerve to press it afterwards in discussion. We just laughed about the humor in it but I think inside I was sorta crying. Strange thing is I didn't get any tonight and had to go home to rosie palmer

                        Now be good or she won't let you go down on her tonight.
                        Oh and she doesn't like me doing that anyhoo. ops:

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                        • sagedil
                          Member
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 7077

                          Originally posted by LaZeR

                          Oh and she doesn't like me doing that anyhoo. ops:
                          WTF?????


                          You must be joking. Please tell me you are joking.

                          If not, bud, you have some serious thought ahead. You are saying she doesn't like giving up control?? Allowing you to directly pleasure her???? My friend, she really has some major issues. I have to walk such a delicate line here. Your life and all that. And I really have been trying to not be the guy that says flat out that you should dump her.

                          But seriously. She doesn't let you do that, or doesn't "want" you to do that. She has problems. Really big problems.

                          Please. please, really honestly think about what you are getting yourself into.

                          You said you weren't comfortable talking to her about it after??? If you can't talk to her about EVERYTHING, she isn't the one my friend.

                          Sorry, but I am gonna be blunt now.

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                          • LaZeR
                            Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 3994

                            Originally posted by sagedil
                            If not, bud, you have some serious thought ahead. You are saying she doesn't like giving up control?? Allowing you to directly pleasure her????
                            It mystifies me to. :? I've been told that I'm rather good at that.

                            Originally posted by sagedil
                            You said you weren't comfortable talking to her about it after??? If you can't talk to her about EVERYTHING, she isn't the one my friend.
                            Lol, are you serious? Did you watch the movie? That would have really been throwing it in her face. I would sooner let her ponder on why I rented it for now and see if she can figure it out herself. :wink:

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                            • Premium Parrots
                              Super Moderators
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 9758

                              Hey man....I got just the ticket for you. At this point all you have to do is let her read this thread. Tell her to start reading the first post and proceed. While she gets started reading you start running. By the time she finishes reading this thread you might have enough of a head start to live to see another day. But after that she may catch up to you.
                              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                              • Ainkor
                                Member
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 1144

                                Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                                Hey man....I got just the ticket for you. At this point all you have to do is let her read this thread. Tell her to start reading the first post and proceed. While she gets started reading you start running. By the time she finishes reading this thread you might have enough of a head start to live to see another day. But after that she may catch up to you.
                                I had my wife read this thread last night too. She thought it was very funny!

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