How to convince Fiance that snuff isn't so bad...

[LaZeR]

Ok. So I hope I'm not out of line or just being a "girl" but wtf? I would never, ever, tell my"someone" what they could or couldn't do, unless it pose some sort of healthrisk, and considering that this seems to be way better than smoking... Nuff said there. I understand I guess what her concerns are, but as opposed to dipping, cmon, no contest. I am 1, a girl. 2, a jealous mexican girl, and I guess to some extent, I was at some point (sometimes still am) jealous of things, ie the computer, unreal tournament, myspace, etc, I however, still have no control over what anyone does!!! I guess that's just my mistake for not finding someone who would consider quitting something for me (or I'm just not THAT good)that They did not see as harmful to themselves. Does that make any sense or am I just rambling at this point? Good luck. Hide well, becuase I can guarantee you that the deception will cause greater harm. Xoxo.

Thanks for the support and your comment. And the bolded is what pisses me off the most. I like to think of myself as an honest guy (believe it or not), my persona on the interwebz is not quite as bullshitty <-is that a word :?: as in person. With that said, I really don't want to have to hide anything from her BUT I can't take being bossed around without a legitimate concern/reasoning.

Hell I can't stand cigarette smoke and with her being an ex smoker, if she was to take it up again, I sure as hell wouldn't threaten or leave her over it. I would certainly suggest/try to convert her to snus though.

XoXo

[Premium Parrots]

Home Depot is having a sale on duct tape.



I have 4 blue barrels in the barn. I could empty one out for ya. She should be about done by now.



note to self.....pick up more acid

[lawofficegirl]

Effin awesome. You've got to love that support. I bet some of these wonderful guys would be willing to help. Lol. I'd consider it if they offered a follow-through. Again best wishes.

[texasmade]

put a shock collar on her while she sleeps....then first thing in the morning stare deep into her eyes, whisper in her ear, lean back some so that all she sees is your face, then snif a HANDFUL of snuff, and hillbilly half a can of grovsnus...then laugh at the look on her face everytime she tries to scream.

[lawofficegirl]

Lmao!that we funny.

[LaZeR]

put a shock collar on her while she sleeps....then first thing in the morning stare deep into her eyes, whisper in her ear, lean back some so that all she sees is your face, then snif a HANDFUL of snuff, and hillbilly half a can of grovsnus...then laugh at the look on her face everytime she tries to scream.

[texasmade]

more relationship advice to come in the new book.


Bitches On A Leash: The Shock and Awe Treatment


and for women and their man problems

How to Train the Dog Without Castration

[lawofficegirl]

Does the latter mention anything on how to do that without using unmentionables, because that has ceased to work here.

[texasmade]

depends on the situation...

[LaZeR]

So we were out on our 1st anniversary together last night when she says, "I have something I've been wanting to tell you..." proceeding to say something to the effect of, "Do you know how I told you I don't want you doing snuff?" Of course I'm like, "Uhmm Yea" (with the wtf did I do now look on my face other than me getting busted the other day with a bag I brought into her place to keep out of the heat of my car with my daily snus and mistakenly a tin of Toque SP Extra which I forgot I left in the bag and quickly snagged from her the bag when she tried to look init.) So of course that was a mistake and just a gut reaction and later when I left the room to take a piss, she got in my stash and found the snuff -Oh NoEz- and tried to hide it from me but I sorta busted her coming down the hall I seen the drawer she tried to shove it in. So all in all I didn't catch hell which surprised me a bit but then again my mood has been better these past two week kinda just taking things in stride instead of getting so defensive and diving right into an argument making things worse and this little incident was left at a little game and she got a kick out of my reaction looking back to her nosing into my bag.

Back to the punch line. She told me that it was ok to have my snus and snuff but for the snuff, to just not use it in her house or around her. YIPPIE, I can keeps my 'growing' stash now and not have to fib and hide it OR worse yet break down and sell it off when we are finally together!



Always remember though:



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[Premium Parrots]

gee thats freaking great Laz.


now if you can convince her to give your testicles back you'll be all set.

[snusgetter]

gee thats freaking great Laz.


now if you can convince her to give your testicles back you'll be all set.

LaZ doesn't know it yet, but they're in the deep freeze with the rest of his stash!!

LETTUCE PLAY
FIND DEM FROZEN BALLS

O DOODA DAY

[EricHill78]

I read the entire thread, killed time at babies r us and walmart, glad u can do the snuff. My wife really doesn't mind that much she's glad I'm off cigs. I have a bullet of toque peach in plain view in our bedroom she doesn't say anything. I never actually used in front of her kinda self concious about it. We have an inside joke whenever I'm on snuson she says "F*** the damn snus!" when she's on facebook I say "F*** the damn facebooks!" I allways say facebooks plural for effect. I mean come on.. Who cares if her cousin she doesn't talk to baught a smoothie at the mall. Anyways Lazer yer a cool dude that makes me laff so I hope you had a great anniversary. Whenever ur in San Antonio I'll buy ya a beer.