Busted Snuffing At Work?

[N0mad]

I knew I was going to be the only person on my team here today (software developer US Air Force) so I decided to bring 4-5 snuffs with me. About 9:00 AM I had two big pinches of CoC, around 9:10 some guys from another team come over to chat about a project .

As we were talking I took a tissue to wipe my big honker and holy moly brown boogies - oops... Hope nobody saw that... Oh well these nerds are all probably talking behind my back... Did you see that crap on his nose? HE HE

Wait till I load up on some Grand Cairo - that Redish Brown snuff will make you look like you have a bloody nose!

[tom502]

I thought you were gonna say you got called into the boss' office and given a warning.

[N0mad]

I thought you were gonna say you got called into the boss' office and given a warning.

We have several guys here that use dip and snus out in the open but I'm a closet snuffer as far as work is concerned. I just didn’t expect to see anyone this morning or most of the day as far as that goes.

[WickedKitchen]

I had an incident with Santo Domingo once. It wasn't at work but I went out to mow the lawn and took a heroic snuff of this F&T concoction. When i first went out my neighbor came over to say hi. I chatted with her for a minute but she was looking at me real funny. I have a goatee and apparently the blackish snuff formed a perfectly neat Hitler mustache on my existing facial hair. I went in the house to get a drink of water and I discovered what I had done. Made me laugh pretty hard.

[WickedKitchen]

And THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, N0mad!

[Big L]

I thought you were gonna say you got called into the boss' office and given a warning.

That happened to me when I used to dip. My workplace had a no tobacco anywhere on the property policy, and some nosy b***h saw me dipping in my car at lunchtime and tattled on me. Seriously, wtf, some people have no life. Good thing I wasn't snuffing, who knows what she would have thought.

[N0mad]

@WickedKitchen, my eyes are watering laughing so hard at your story.

Thanks for the thanks but I don't wear stripes or bars and never did although my boss does Three Star General he is, I’m a civilian helping the Air Force build software products to train F35 Fighter Pilots and RPA (Remotely Piloted Aircraft) Pilots.

Funny Story:
The other morning before shaving I had a big snort of Grand Cairo and after lathering up and getting started my nose began to run but I just blew it off, then my wife came in, your nose is bleeding what happened she said? I just turned and said nothing honey then I got an eye roll as she thinks snuff is nasty.

[N0mad]

That happened to me when I used to dip. My workplace had a no tobacco anywhere on the property policy, and some nosy b***h saw me dipping in my car at lunchtime and tattled on me. Seriously, wtf, some people have no life. Good thing I wasn't snuffing, who knows what she would have thought.

Damn!! Have you tried some small portion snus they seem to be more discrete?

[bipolarbear1968]

People at my office knows I use nasal snuff. I asked them all the time if they want a pinch. They just look at it like it's some sort of alien object.

Of course they don't think I'm normal either....

[N0mad]

OK.. they're all out to lunch time to break out the Grand Cairo and the tissues.

[tom502]

Other than soul destroyingly boring, my job is a desk job, and I am all alone all day(which can get bad at times with no social contact), but I snus and snuff all I want. Play on the net, and jam music. Never dipped though here, just don't want a spit cup, and the odd chance someone might come in(not that it would matter), or if I had to go do something.

[c.nash]

Rofl, Funny shit.

I don't use Nasal Snuff at work. Only snus, lös and portions. :P

[EricHill78]

WickedKitchen that's too funny..

Just for effect you should of started blaring Rammstein's Du Hast (However you spell it)
and continue to mow the lawn normally.

[LaZeR]

?

The workplace is the only place I'm aloud to snuff...

[N0mad]

There are so many uniforms where I work (Commanders, Pilots, Navigators) all Air Force officers most of which are active duty but some Air National Guard members as well it’s like working in the middle of a Veterans Day Parade... But I love it... They are just the greatest people to work with...