Helwitt Pouches Reviews

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  • Monkey
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 3290

    Helwitt Pouches Reviews

    Alright. I got some of these on Premium Parrots suggestion, he has yet to steer me wrong, and I’m glad I listened to him. I’ll post more as I open the tins, but I want to talk about

    Helwitt Mocha.

    I needed a portion today at work and brought these because I’m over the portions I have open right now and have been super curious. The tins are awesome, I’m not a tin guy, esthetics is not important but these tins feel sturdy and nice in the hand. Well designed and quite unique as far as I have seen.

    I opened the tin and smelled the portions and got really excited and said out loud “These smell !&@?ing great!” and they do. It’s like a coffee mixed with hot chocolate and French vanilla creamer… It smells like one of those too sweet flavored lattes that you make from an instant pouch. It is divine, because honestly I love a trashy coffee drink on occasion…but not as an all day thing. It’s a treat.

    I popped the portion in my lip and got sweet mocha delight with a hint of menthol. These portions are discreet and comfortable. The flavor is really good. I couldn’t use them all day, but these are a delicious and sinful dessert snack for me…especially in a meeting.

    Let’s talk satisfaction. It’s a nicotine pouch and I’m a los-er. It did the job for the three hours I was in my meeting. Really good. As soon as I was done with the bosses, I threw in a gob of los, but I was cool all meeting. No stress and the flavor smacks. I liked it a lot. Much better than American pouches, and really tasty.

    Look, this is a roll buy for me.

    Will I use them every day? No.

    Will I want one here and there? Absolutely…and I want to have them on hand for when I want it.

    Really a fan of these, and I knew it from the first portion. There is no nuance, no getting to know you, no honeymoon period. This is what it is and it does it well.

    I can’t wait to have a morning meeting to have one of these with my cup of coffee…and I’m not a fan of morning meetings. Can’t wait to try the other flavors, but this one is delicious.

    Click image for larger version  Name:	IMG_1814.jpg Views:	0 Size:	54.1 KB ID:	641274 This is what it smells like. And for all y’all coffee snobs, this ain’t coffee, it’s a treat.
    Last edited by Monkey; 24-02-24, 06:51 AM. Reason: because one day I will learn to proofread my posts. Not today tho.
  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    #2
    I'm glad you like it. Portions are so comfortable I find myself falling asleep with them in. Very flavorful.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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    • Monkey
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 3290

      #3
      Helwit Blueberry. These are really good! They smell sweet and have a bright fruity kinda smell to them. Good portion material and you know I like these cans.

      The taste is like blueberry cotton candy. It is not like fresh blueberries so if you are looking for the fruit, go elsewhere. The flavor is good though, and I really like it for what it is. I have had a few portions, and they seem to hit harder than the Mocha did, but maybe because I keep poking it for the flavor. I couldn't use this all day, but I could use a portion any time my brain is like ::TRASH PANDA MODE EAT CANDY:: so, maybe once or twice in the day. I have to say I really appreciate these when I want some sugary snack, and I am getting too old to be downing a pound of Sour Patch Kids or whatever candy I am in the mood for at the time.

      After my experiences with American nicotine pouches I was very put off, but these are pretty exceptional for what they are...and they don't smack you in the head with too much nicotine all at once like American nicotine salt pouches do. Good stuff, and now I am looking at that tin of Cola portions I have in the freezer...I mean the tin I just moved to the fridge...

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        #4
        The cola is pretty good as well. Just use them and any other snus from the freezer.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Monkey
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 3290

          #5
          Helwit Cola. I like this. It’s got a good cola flavor with a hint of cinnamon? Like Pepsi clear (if you remember that) and really good, but probably not one to repurchase...and I did not like it with coffee, or really anything but a diet cola or water. I want more of that mocha.

          This one is 4mg as opposed to the 6 of the mocha and blueberry, and I like this strength better, but like the mocha flavor the best. They’re all good but really, the mocha is next level.

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          • tom502
            Member
            • Feb 2009
            • 8985

            #6
            Are these a local US item? I don't think I've seen these at a local store.

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              #7
              @ Monkey, the mocha is 4.5 mg nic per portion, not 6mg. @ Tom, these are not local unless you live in sweden.
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • SnusOn.Com
                Super Moderators
                • Jun 2018
                • 427

                #8
                Maybe try some of these tom502 They sound like they have a good, long lasting flavour and they come in regular strength mini portions and so they shouldn't make you feel nauseous.
                Also please feel free to come and talk to us about whatever's on your mind. Please don't feel it has to be tobacco/nicotine related all the time. We're just glad to have you here with us

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                • tom502
                  Member
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 8985

                  #9
                  Thanks Premium. I often add some narrative in my posts, I like to write, and it's easy for me to make long posts, probably a rambling stream of thought. I'm going to try the various local items, I really don't want to order anything, at least right now.

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