Nicotine Hand Gel. Seriously.

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  • TheJanitor
    Member
    • May 2010
    • 260

    Nicotine Hand Gel. Seriously.

    Got an email about this stuff from Mr. Snuff.Possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen...
  • visiON
    Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 308

    #2
    Rub it on your foreskin for maximum effect, or near the rectal area.

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    • CoderGuy
      Member
      • Jul 2009
      • 2679

      #3
      Actually looks pretty interesting for quitting smoking:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhx3eJynWeE

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      • desirexe
        Member
        • Feb 2008
        • 1170

        #4
        I wonder if they were required to include warnings on the box such as "may cause loss of fingers" or "this product is not a safe alternative to hand lotion."

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        • midnight
          Member
          • Mar 2010
          • 175

          #5
          Originally posted by desirexe View Post
          I wonder if they were required to include warnings on the box such as "may cause loss of fingers" or "this product is not a safe alternative to hand lotion."
          Seriously. At least a large "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN" warning has to be there. Just imagine accidently thinking that was your jergens, spreading it all over you, and then puking from a severe nicotine od. Can't wait to hear the horror stories associated with this product

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          • Fury
            Member
            • Nov 2009
            • 205

            #6
            lol, KY with nicotine in it... you don't have to wait till after sex for that cig now

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            • sgreger1
              Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 9451

              #7
              In the army I had this private I was in charge of that sucked at PT so he was told to stop smoking. He bitched constantly and was always withdrawing so I bought him some of this nic hand gel at the PX (the brand you have pictured). He said it didn't work for shit, he used like the whole bottle.

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              • chainsnuser
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 1388

                #8
                Originally posted by desirexe View Post
                I wonder if they were required to include warnings on the box such as "may cause loss of fingers" or "this product is not a safe alternative to hand lotion."
                Certainly not, if this is the same stuff that's for sale in Germany. A consumer-protection-organisation once tested Nicogel and found out that one application gives approx. 0.001(!) mg of nicotine. You probably get more nicotine when you slice a tomato. It's just another "smokers-rip-off"-product.

                Cheers!

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                • snusjus
                  Member
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 2674

                  #9
                  The store I used to work at sold this stuff. It was about $5.50 for a box, while a pack of cigarettes is around $4.80 and a can of dip $3.50. We never sold a single box.

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                  • ladysnus
                    Member
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 601

                    #10
                    psychologically, taking nicotine from your hand lol...I had enough problems quitting with snus. Then taking nicotine up my nose?! Pouring this on my hands would not be enough to satisfy my mind. EVER!
                    I got this email and couldn't believe it was from Mr Snuff
                    You'd get a bigger hit throwing a can of nasal snuff in your chair and sitting on it really hard!

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                    • Owens187
                      Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 1547

                      #11
                      Lubrication, and a nicotine hit??

                      Lazer's gonna buy this shit by the CASE!!!!

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                      • LaZeR
                        Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 3994

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Owens187 View Post
                        Lubrication, and a nicotine hit??

                        Lazer's gonna buy this shit by the CASE!!!!
                        Ha! I was actually afraid to click on this thread.

                        ...Now I'm glad I did.

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                        • ladysnus
                          Member
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 601

                          #13
                          "May Cause Nail loss", "Not For Use On Genital Area"

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                          • Jwalker
                            Member
                            • May 2010
                            • 1067

                            #14
                            I bought a packet for 99 cents (which I could have better spent on candy or lighting a dollar on fire) it smells like intense puke. I don't think it really worked at delivering nicotine. That stuffs a never purchase again.

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                            • c.nash
                              Banned Users
                              • May 2010
                              • 3511

                              #15
                              I wonder if it could be used as a sexual lubricant. lol

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