Taking this thread in a whole different direction ... and hopefully de-railing it in classic SnusOn stylee:
Repeat after me:
"I am a complete dunderhead for getting hooked on a ridiculous substance which makes me want more of it all the time.
I understand that I want more of it all the time despite the fact that it offers me no psycho-active response at all apart from feeling glad I don't want it anymore;
Nicotine is the most pointless, stupid drug out there and I acknowledge that to the full;
I undertake to try and use my knowledge of my addiction to stop newbies from wasting hard earned cash on tobacco as it is a dead end.
Given that I know how stupid I am for getting addicted to nicotine - I promise to try and harm myself the least with it I possibly can.
Life-long regular cigarette smoking will ensure that you knock 14 years off your average life expectancy.
Life-long snusing will ensure that you knock days off your average life expectancy.
Life-long worrying about everything that will kill you will devalue the quality of the life you have anyway.
It's a balancing act. It isn't the same for everyone. I undertake to understand my body and it's response to nicotine. I undertake to do what's best for my body as I understand it. I undertake to try to do this without pissing anyone else off.
Blessed be Snusgetter, Premium Parrots and if you must ... Snusdog.
Stick around here at SnusOn and you will probably get more help than grief. Provided you understand our black sense of humour.
For thine is the General, the Grov and the Ettan,
Forever and ever.
Amen."
Repeat after me:
"I am a complete dunderhead for getting hooked on a ridiculous substance which makes me want more of it all the time.
I understand that I want more of it all the time despite the fact that it offers me no psycho-active response at all apart from feeling glad I don't want it anymore;
Nicotine is the most pointless, stupid drug out there and I acknowledge that to the full;
I undertake to try and use my knowledge of my addiction to stop newbies from wasting hard earned cash on tobacco as it is a dead end.
Given that I know how stupid I am for getting addicted to nicotine - I promise to try and harm myself the least with it I possibly can.
Life-long regular cigarette smoking will ensure that you knock 14 years off your average life expectancy.
Life-long snusing will ensure that you knock days off your average life expectancy.
Life-long worrying about everything that will kill you will devalue the quality of the life you have anyway.
It's a balancing act. It isn't the same for everyone. I undertake to understand my body and it's response to nicotine. I undertake to do what's best for my body as I understand it. I undertake to try to do this without pissing anyone else off.
Blessed be Snusgetter, Premium Parrots and if you must ... Snusdog.
Stick around here at SnusOn and you will probably get more help than grief. Provided you understand our black sense of humour.
For thine is the General, the Grov and the Ettan,
Forever and ever.
Amen."
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