Swedish Match announce Nick and Johnny Oral Fireworks

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  • squeezyjohn
    Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 2497

    Swedish Match announce Nick and Johnny Oral Fireworks



    Hot off the press from Sweden ... a new innovative snus will be released soon in the Nick & Johnny portfolio.

    Described as combining the flavours of rich tobacco, wasabi and durian fruit combined with the exciting mouth sensation of popping candy - this is going to be a very exciting new snus.

    The press release from Swedish Match also stated that this is only the start of experimentation with new mouth sensations and they are currently investigating a new portion material that self-combusts (in a safe way) on insertion in the mouth.

    Keep checking back here for more information!
    Squeezyjohn

    Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!
  • Skell18
    Member
    • May 2012
    • 7067

    #2
    Originally posted by squeezyjohn
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    Hot off the press from Sweden ... a new innovative snus will be released soon in the Nick & Johnny portfolio.

    Described as combining the flavours of rich tobacco, wasabi and durian fruit combined with the exciting mouth sensation of popping candy - this is going to be a very exciting new snus.

    The press release from Swedish Match also stated that this is only the start of experimentation with new mouth sensations and they are currently investigating a new portion material that self-combusts (in a safe way) on insertion in the mouth.

    Keep checking back here for more information!

    Hahahaha! Durian fruit will be an interesting scent!!

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    • squeezyjohn
      Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 2497

      #3
      A bit more on the story taken from the website of Aftonbladet include these statements from head of marketing, Anders Loöimp:

      "It is now the 21st century, snus is no longer the boring thing of a few men in beards. People do not want to put a piece of wet tobacco in their mouth unless it is replete with technology and innovation. We take an influence of cell-phones and how they develop in century 21..."

      "People find the taste of tobacco disgusting, and this is why we have made Nick and Johnny Oral Fireworks. With this new taste there is only a very slight tobacco taste and when the popping candy starts a party in your mouth, you will not notice it at all..."

      "It is a very exciting time for us here for the Nick and Johnny brand, this is only the start of things to come. We have many new innovative technologies including nematodes who can eat the snus portion within 20 minutes causing it to disappear leaving only water and carbon dioxide in the mouth. Also we have patented the procedure of pasteurised lithium which can allow the combustion of portion material in a very safe way ... And we have a very exciting technology which creates a portion material that adhesive itself to tongue taste buds similar to Velcro ... 2013 is the most exciting year for me"

      The new flavours hinted at in addition to Oral Fireworks are:

      Nick and Johnny Sticky Aristocrat with a taste of peacock jerky.
      Nick and Johnny Invisible Walnut
      Nick and Johnny Ouch! (Ørange)

      Mr Loöimp suggested that if these trials were successful then Swedish Match would be aiming to re-formulate the classic Ettan recipe to include real chocolate, leather and damp soil along with pharmaceutical grade nicotine by the beginning of 2014.

      There are no plans at the present time to bring back the original Nick and Johnny flavours.

      Taken from www.aftonbladet.se
      Squeezyjohn

      Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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      • Nuusku
        Member
        • Aug 2011
        • 993

        #4
        "Oral fireworks" somehow sounds really wrong

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        • Snusdog
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 6752

          #5
          I've got your oral fireworks right here baby


          Oh.......and SM...........Don't touch Ettan
          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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          • pris

            #6
            Lol :-) Nice one squeezyjohn.

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            • Ansel
              Member
              • Feb 2011
              • 3696

              #7
              sounds like a sausage fest

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              • whalen
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 6593

                #8
                Cannot wait for the Snubie reviews!
                wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                • whalen
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 6593

                  #9
                  Fabulous oral exposion...... you watch. ... I am putting money on that being in the reviews.
                  wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                  • squeezyjohn
                    Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 2497

                    #10
                    Oh I get it ...

                    It's OK for Chad and Mr. Unloadingzone to share their up to the minute snus news with you fellas - they get taken seriously. But my up-to-the-minute snus news is all pie in the sky.

                    Well that's the last time I share any of my exclusives with you!

                    Squeezyjohn

                    Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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                    • whalen
                      Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 6593

                      #11
                      Timmie says you "touched" him!
                      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                      • squeezyjohn
                        Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 2497

                        #12
                        I'm not even going to let you know anything about Nick & Johnny Slightly Depressed Badger ... the ridiculous thing is we can't even get it here in the UK unless we get a cheap flight to Stockholm so I don't even know why I'm talking about it!
                        Squeezyjohn

                        Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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                        • Skell18
                          Member
                          • May 2012
                          • 7067

                          #13
                          Originally posted by squeezyjohn
                          I'm not even going to let you know anything about Nick & Johnny Slightly Depressed Badger ... the ridiculous thing is we can't even get it here in the UK unless we get a cheap flight to Stockholm so I don't even know why I'm talking about it!
                          Oh I just laughed out loud to that one! Slightly Depressed Badger!!! LOL

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                          • squeezyjohn
                            Member
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 2497

                            #14
                            Personally I really liked the original Nick & Johnny - it was a staple of my snussing for a long time.

                            I have no idea why Swedish Match want to make these ridiculous freaky novelty flavours ... I wish they wouldn't and just stuck to good solid snus.
                            Squeezyjohn

                            Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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                            • Burnsey
                              Member
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 2572

                              #15
                              "People find the taste of tobacco disgusting, and this is why we have made Nick and Johnny Oral Fireworks. With this new taste there is only a very slight tobacco taste and when the popping candy starts a party in your mouth, you will not notice it at all..."

                              News to me.......

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