Oh Snus... Oh Snus...

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  • zmanzero
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 766

    #1

    Oh Snus... Oh Snus...

    Oh Snus, Oh Snus...

    Whose little packets of particulate
    portions reign.

    Whose rainbow flavors are encapsulated in
    such a juicy flow of
    delicious brown saliva...

    Of the Thunder, the frosted kick
    of the frozen mule's hoof,
    the intertwined branches of the
    Wintergreen tree.

    And mighty Oden's... Kanel...
    God of the legends.

    Oh Snus, Oh Snus.
    Of the fairy Cranberry.

    Oh Snus, Oh Snus.

    Amen


    *god, forgive me*
  • Roo
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 3446

    #2
    Zman, what's up snatchbreath? You're the shit. Glad you popped in with that little poetic nugget.

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    • zmanzero
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 766

      #3
      roo, my little amigo! hola!

      i got to drink beer today and i have almost 6 in me and so help me god, i became aware of how incredibly good snus is. it's just so damn good, and then i thought of all you and i had to inflict my soul in prose. you are ALWAYS gonna be my snus soulmates. i'm getting in touch with Rev. Moon to have us all joined in a mass of brown saliva ecstasy!

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9760

        #4
        chain that man to his computer. You can't leave us again. Now post some more damit.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • chadizzy1
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 7432

          #5
          Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
          chain that man to his computer. You can't leave us again. Now post some more damit.
          I know. Lately all I've been reading is "OMG! It's my _____'th post!"
          I could use more of this poetic beauty, my friend.

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9760

            #6
            Originally posted by chadizzy1 View Post
            I know. Lately all I've been reading is "OMG! It's my _____'th post!"
            I could use more of this poetic beauty, my friend.
            do I see a post ho complaining about other members post hoing?
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • chadizzy1
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 7432

              #7
              Originally posted by Premium Parrots
              do I see a post ho complaining about other members post hoing?
              Former post ho. I'm in recovery.

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              • stubby2
                Member
                • Jun 2009
                • 436

                #8
                And here am I
                A wayward child of the west
                How can I grasp and hold the meaning of what you say
                This talk of los

                With my humble youth among the Catholics
                I fell away but hold no grudge
                I still think fondly of the mighty houses
                The echoes in the halls
                The songs

                But no talk of los
                None that I can recall

                I hold the can in front of me
                It says los snus

                But alas
                I feel a shame
                I fold it in bits of tea bags
                I drink the nectar
                Without the mud

                Am I sham
                A mere rue of a life
                Am I to hide in disgust
                Sheltering myself from the slide with bits of paper

                Alas, pray tell
                Can I stand with my brothers and sisters of the los
                Will you accept me for what is
                I fear it can be no different

                Accepted or not I go my way
                Merely happy to be away from the filthy smoke that once consumed me
                Wether I stand with my brethren or I stand alone
                It matters little now
                Old in my ways
                But glad in my days

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                • WickedKitchen
                  Member
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2528

                  #9
                  nice

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                  • jagmanss
                    Member
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 12213

                    #10
                    Originally posted by chadizzy1 View Post
                    Former post ho. I'm in recovery.
                    So tell me your secret recovery plan? I was in recovery, But just relapsed ..lol IDK JMO.. i don't thing There is no such thing as a former post ho in recovery ... Once a post ho always a post ho... you can never recover...

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                    • texasmade
                      Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 4159

                      #11
                      We should go pull up the old snus poem threads.

                      Good to see you back zman stick around a bit

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                      • zmanzero
                        Member
                        • May 2009
                        • 766

                        #12
                        "But alas
                        I feel a shame
                        I fold it in bits of tea bags
                        I drink the nectar
                        Without the mud"

                        - stubby2

                        ya made me spittle me screen! :P

                        dudes, this place is huge nowadays. it's a huge snus juice ball, sitting and 'a simmering in it's own stew, the posts flecks of tobacco wisdom in the ruddy river of satisfaction. hahahaah!

                        i drive around here all the time but when i'm sober i just read stuff, my drunken spewing constrained by the iron maiden of reality... :P

                        son of a bitch, i'm old!

                        oh... post #445 for me!!! post #445!!! i be a ho!!!

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