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  • Condor
    Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 752

    Bigfoot is real.

    I hear all you nutty as a squirrel turd fruitcakes going on about conspiracies on here. Yes, you. That being said, i totally believe in bigfoot and his power. I think its because I spent ages 9-15 in the Seattle area and thats all anyone talks about there. Bigfoot amd coffee. I wish i had an encounter story, but I dont. Bigfoot is real. **** you if you dont believe in sasquatch.
  • lxskllr
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 13435

    #2
    Oh he's real alright. Have you seen the ugly mug thread lately? The US Army actually caught one, and shaved him down. He's now involved in top secret experimentation as an elite combatant.

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    • ChaoticGemini
      Member
      • Jun 2010
      • 564

      #3
      Growing up in northern MI, I'm inclined to believe I have seen the offspring of bigfoot at the beach every summer.

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      • Condor
        Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 752

        #4
        Xobe is a man beast but not a beast man. He might be the only one that could communicate with it or exchange ideas or concepts with it. Oh, yeah...the 'swamp ape' doesnt count because swamp apes are bullshit. Only pacific northwest sasquatch is real.

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9758

          #5
          Bigfoot is absolutely real. I saw him about 40 years ago. no shit. I almost ran over him in my truck in the middle of the night when I was traveling out west. Didn't have a clue what it was at the time. But he was pretty dam big and harry.
          very past xobeish I must say.
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • Condor
            Member
            • Sep 2008
            • 752

            #6
            Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
            Bigfoot is absolutely real. I saw him about 40 years ago. no shit.
            Dude, tell the story. Its interesting as hell to me.

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              #7
              Originally posted by Condor View Post
              Dude, tell the story. Its interesting as hell to me.
              not much more to tell. its not like we dated.
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • Condor
                Member
                • Sep 2008
                • 752

                #8
                Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                not much more to tell. its not like we dated.
                Youre a smart ass! (thats why youre my idol)...I mean how did it make you feel? Scare the shit out of you? How good of a look did you get? Ive read a lot of BFRO reports and people have described it as really 'life changing'. Its just something im interested in. Aliens can suck it but bigfoot interests me. Ive felt 'watched' before camping by Ranier, but never saw anything. My roommate my sophomore year of college claimed an encounter in the Catskills. He said he literally pissed his pants.

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9758

                  #9
                  It happened pretty fast. I was going about 45 mph, he/she was crossing the road on an angle. I was able to slow down in time to see his profile and then his back as he went off the side of the road and off to wherever. I didn't have a clue what it was but it was like a very tall apelike creature. But not bent over like an ape. Manuvered more like a human. I had the security of being in a vehicle and was frightened/surprized but not afraid. The aliens will scare the hell out of you tho. They have alot more powers and you never know what tricks they have up their sleeves. And a vehicle won't protect you with the aliens. Hell I've seen aliens move my car with ease while I was in it. Picked it up, took it about 1/4 mile away and set it down going in the wrong direction. Kinda makes you wonder what that was about. That was the first encounter..........
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • snusjus
                    Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 2674

                    #10

                    There he is! I was surprised to find out Bigfoot resides in an apartment. Apparently, he got sick of the wilderness -- I don't blame him.

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                    • tom502
                      Member
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 8985

                      #11
                      I thought Bigfoot was recently captured?

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                      • CoderGuy
                        Member
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 2679

                        #12
                        I was driving around the Sequim area one night and saw him run across the road from one side of the woods to the other. Heart stopped when he ran across the road as I realized what it was. Made sure I didn't stop. I have been back a few times but never saw him again.

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                        • c.nash
                          Banned Users
                          • May 2010
                          • 3511

                          #13
                          My dad saw one leaving our camp one night supposedly, crossing the road. He thought it was a bear, but it walked more human like. lol

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                          • Mr. Snuffleupagus
                            Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 2781

                            #14
                            Sasquatch used to be one of my nicknames. My GF and her brother have seen one in Minnesota. I think you already chatted with her about that Condor.

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                            • f. bandersnatch
                              Member
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 725

                              #15
                              The thread reminded me of this: http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/08/13...-fridayor-not/

                              These men are a disgrace to bigfoot enthusiasts, but they are probably the shining jewel atop the crown of Georgia hillbillydom.

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