'Twas the Snus Before Christmas

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  • WickedKitchen
    Member
    • Nov 2009
    • 2528

    'Twas the Snus Before Christmas

    ‘Twas the snus before Christmas
    About a quarter past ten
    All that needed doin’s been done
    It’s the Eve’s silent end

    So I sit by the window
    With some whiskey and loose
    A single-malt scotch
    And the great one…Kardus

    The kids are all tucked
    Up tight in their beds
    And everyone knows
    What’s filling their heads

    For now I’m content
    The fire keeps me warm
    I’m savoring the calm
    Before tomorrow’s Christmas storm

    I gaze out the window
    At the stars in the sky
    Perhaps…maybe, just maybe
    I’ll see something fly by

    As I press on my lip
    I’m the luckiest in town
    ‘Cos my Santa came yesterday
    He was all dressed in brown

    He brought me a present
    From the land of the Swede
    And filled up my freezer
    What more could I need?

    I hold my wife in my arms
    And gifts cover the floor
    We just can’t wait for the children
    To come through the door

    Santa’s work is all done
    And this one’s no rookie
    I put away the carrots
    But ate every single cookie

    Now it’s time for some slumber
    The fire has gone low
    So I finish my glass
    And up the staircase I go

    As I settle into
    My nice big, warm bed
    I swear I hear bells
    Jingling over my head

    Maybe it’s the snus
    Or the whiskey, some say
    But I’m happy believing
    It’s the big man’s sleigh

    As I drift off to sleep
    I know one thing is true
    There’s a little bit of Santa
    Inside each one of you

    The morning will come
    And I’ll grab my Claq Qui
    And then there will be Christmas
    Inside of me

    But now I will rest
    Everything is all right
    Happy Christmas to all
    And to all a good night.

    Merry Christmas my SnusOn friends!
  • N0mad
    Member
    • Nov 2009
    • 550

    #2
    Great rhyme, I love scotch and loose snus.

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    • Snusdog
      Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 6752

      #3
      Very well done WK!!!

      Merry Christmas to you and yours

      dog
      When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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      • rickcharles606
        Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 2307

        #4
        That was cool, Merry Christmas WK

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        • Mr. Snuffleupagus
          Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 2781

          #5
          Very nice! Have a great Christmas!

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          • lxskllr
            Member
            • Sep 2007
            • 13435

            #6
            Well Done!

            Merry xmas all :^)

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            • bill77.017
              Member
              • Jul 2010
              • 2279

              #7
              Very nice WickedKitchen, well done. Happy Christmas Snuson!!!!!

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