Funny incidents at your job.

[Premium Parrots]

I found one of PP's school ... this is for Morris

dude thats the university

[Premium Parrots]

screw you guys.



I remembered another funny instance at "work".


I was in Havana a few years back. I was working with some government biolobists. I was advising them on solutions for several problems with the Havana Zoo and its operation, diet and care of the critters. BTW, its a sad place for the critters there. Anyway, we were chatting about the papaloma viris particularly in birds. I was showing them how to identify the viris in its initial stages. I was holding a very large parrot on its back and showing them the vent area with a Q-tip about half out of the ass end of this bird. Ya need to use a Q-tip to manuver the vent lips to see the pap, which are very small leisions in the fleashy inside of the butt. This one fellow leans over real close and is mismorized and his mouth is half open. [You know like concentrating, looking over his glasses very closely and his mouth is open]. He was trying to see what I was referring to and this bird takes a huge projectile crap. Hits this guy all over the face and chest and the Q-tip ends up sticking under his nose like a bone in a natives nose. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The best part was that he tried so hard to be professional before and after the incident and that only made me laugh harder when it happened. He wasn't impressed with my sense of humor and me LMAO at what happened. The other biologists thought it was funny also but wouldn't even crack a smile cuz it was their boss that it happened to.

Maybe I shouldn't have given that bird that lil squeeze when the guy was so close. I knew what would probably happen but I just couldn't help myself. I just had to to do it. the devil made me.

I'll never forget that.


they couldn't get pissed at me cuz I brought them tons free meds for the critters everytime I went to cuba. This same guy also had to escort me to the childrens hospital and help unload and distribute 1200 pounds of candy I brought for the kids. He was cool tho. The next time I went down there I brought him a VCR. Then I was his best friend.

[Premium Parrots]

I have a better one but its even a longer post to explain the circumstances. The ending is probably more of an outragous surprize as it is funny.....but I do end up getting molested by 5 or 6 old ladies, thats not the funny part tho......Not sure I should bother posting it. You aren't likely to believe it even happened or could happen........but it did.

[Ainkor]

I have a better one but its even a longer post to explain the circumstances. The ending is probably more of an outragous surprize as it is funny.....but I do end up getting molested by 5 or 6 old ladies, thats not the funny part tho......Not sure I should bother posting it. You aren't likely to believe it even happened or could happen........but it did.

Next on Snuson.... Live from the Penthouse Forums:

PremiumParrots: I didn't think things like this happened but there I was...............

:P

Funniest thing ever that happened to me? Let's see - employees calling in sick can always be interesting. I had a rather large lady that worked for me who was really nice but a little tasteless. She called in sick and said she was worried and was going to the doctor because she all the sudden had a second asshole. The only difference was that this one only had blood coming out of it. I told her she probably better get it checked out and hung up before I started giggling. She turned out to be ok, it was basically an infection in the same general area that caused an "eruption". Still, calling out sick because you have a mystery second asshole is epic!

[AtreyuKun]

The funniest thing that ever happened at my job is that those assholes hired me.

[Premium Parrots]

Funniest thing ever that happened to me? Let's see - employees calling in sick can always be interesting. I had a rather large lady that worked for me who was really nice but a little tasteless. She called in sick and said she was worried and was going to the doctor because she all the sudden had a second asshole. The only difference was that this one only had blood coming out of it. I told her she probably better get it checked out and hung up before I started giggling. She turned out to be ok, it was basically an infection in the same general area that caused an "eruption". Still, calling out sick because you have a mystery second asshole is epic!

you win the prize dude

[Mykislt]

Working at a gas station Ive seen a whole lot. Ill just share with you this weeks story....

We have many regular customers that stop in on a near daily basis to buy smokes. This is a story about one of these people. She is a 19 year old young woman and VERY attractive. She dresses fairly wierd though. on Tuesday night she came into the store and headed for the ladies room wearing blue jeans and a plaid skirt. Didnt say anything or pick up her ussual smokes and left in just the skirt which is odd for january in WI. Later that night I was cleaning the bathrooms and this girl took a full on man sized dump in her pants, and decided it wouldbe best to just leave them in the middle of the floor. This enraged me and knowing that shes a regular I carefully triplebagged the entire mess and set it under the till. sure enough she came in the next day and I informed her that she forgot something. Ive never seen a face of shear terror than the face she had wednesday night. I dont think shes a regular anymore haha.

hilarious

[GoVegan]

screw you guys.



I remembered another funny instance at "work".


I was in Havana a few years back. I was working with some government biolobists. I was advising them on solutions for several problems with the Havana Zoo and its operation, diet and care of the critters. BTW, its a sad place for the critters there. Anyway, we were chatting about the papaloma viris particularly in birds. I was showing them how to identify the viris in its initial stages. I was holding a very large parrot on its back and showing them the vent area with a Q-tip about half out of the ass end of this bird. Ya need to use a Q-tip to manuver the vent lips to see the pap, which are very small leisions in the fleashy inside of the butt. This one fellow leans over real close and is mismorized and his mouth is half open. [You know like concentrating, looking over his glasses very closely and his mouth is open]. He was trying to see what I was referring to and this bird takes a huge projectile crap. Hits this guy all over the face and chest and the Q-tip ends up sticking under his nose like a bone in a natives nose. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The best part was that he tried so hard to be professional before and after the incident and that only made me laugh harder when it happened. He wasn't impressed with my sense of humor and me LMAO at what happened. The other biologists thought it was funny also but wouldn't even crack a smile cuz it was their boss that it happened to.

Maybe I shouldn't have given that bird that lil squeeze when the guy was so close. I knew what would probably happen but I just couldn't help myself. I just had to to do it. the devil made me.

I'll never forget that.


they couldn't get pissed at me cuz I brought them tons free meds for the critters everytime I went to cuba. This same guy also had to escort me to the childrens hospital and help unload and distribute 1200 pounds of candy I brought for the kids. He was cool tho. The next time I went down there I brought him a VCR. Then I was his best friend.

Did you get to meet Batista?

[Premium Parrots]

nope. he died in august of '73. I did go to the cemetary tho. Just a lot of crumbling monuments......and hookers

[RobsanX]

Working at a centrifugal casting place was always good for a few laughs. Pouring molten steel into a spinning mold can get exciting!

[lxskllr]

Here's one from the category of stupid human tricks...

I was doing a job on an old farm, and in one of the barns, there was a rope that went through a pulley to raise stuff up to the loft. The barn had a concrete floor, and the loft was maybe 10' up at the floor level. The rope had a loop in one end, and the other was free. I thought it would be fun idea to stand in the loop, and pull myself up from the free end. It was an awesome idea, except for that pesky old physics. I got a foot or 2 off the floor, and my foot that was in the loop went sideways, and I fell. My head hitting the floor sounded like a coconut hitting the ground, and I knocked the wind out of myself; first time since I was a kid. That was one of the worst decisions I've made, and the speed at which the events unfolded was astounding. It seemed like it was less than a second between being upright, and lying on my back in pain :^/

[devilock76]

We will go in the way way back machine. Once spent a whole 15 minutes back in my support days talking to a Pharma sales rep to figure why their work issued laptop, they finally confessed to me that there had been no problems up until the point they ran over it with their car.

15 minutes to finally get that out of them.

Other than that there is the time I saw the home depot batman drive by.

Ken

[precious007]

hilarious

I didn't get this ...


What did she take in her pants?

lool

[precious007]

PP in his younger days...

hahaha hilarious

I wouldn't stay there if was paid 10 grand a day

[Owens187]

hahaha hilarious

I wouldn't stay there if was paid 10 grand a day

Hell to the no!!