Lyrics that don't provoke much thought.

[AtreyuKun]

Yeah I stole his thread. Sue me.

Juliet by the Red Elvises

I am Romeo and I'm thirty-six, I get my kicks dating younger chicks,
I satisfy my karaoke fix, outside your window singing like Hendrix,
I got a bottle of expensive fancy wine, we'll party like it's nineteen-ninety-nine,
This pretty song I wrote for you, it's getting late, I'm turning blue.

Juliet, a-ha, where the **** you are?
Juliet, oo-hoo, where the **** are you?

I am Romeo and I'm born to mate, it's 2 a.m., I can't get laid,
I am so kind and I am sweet, or may be, baby, you don't give a damn.
I got a bottle of expensive fancy wine, we'll party like it's nineteen-ninety-nine,
This pretty song I wrote for you, it's getting late, I'm turning blue.

Juliet, a-ha, where the **** you are?
Juliet, oo-hoo, where the **** are you?

It's hard to be a womanizer, when no one loves you anymore,
It's hard to be a helicopter, when you don't have a radio.

Juliet, a-ha, where the **** you are?
Juliet, oo-hoo, where the **** are you?

[Veganpunk]

Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains


Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

[Vegan's Wife]

Green Day- Dominated Love Slave-
as sung by the infamous and hilarious
Tre Cool


I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Smack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

Yee-hah!

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples?

[Premium Parrots]

Green Day- Dominated Love Slave-
as sung by the infamous and hilarious
Tre Cool


I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Smack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

Yee-hah!

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples?

My dear. you are hired.

[RobsanX]

Prince - U Got The Look

You've got the look
You've got the hook

U sho 'nuf do be cookin' in my book.
Your face is jammin'
Your body's heck a slammin'

If love is good
Let's get 2 rammin'.

[Vegan's Wife]

Its a SONG. It's HILARIOUS! and the lyrics don't provoke much thought. At least not any thought beyond the obvious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHgaC_MApy0

[Roo]

The Descendents - I Like Food

I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
Get out of my way, or I'll eat you
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
I'm going to turn dining
back into eating
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!

[Veganpunk]

To carry on with the brilliance of the Descendents I present Coffee Mug!

Mug mug mug...
Coffee mug
Gonna clear away the haze
Liquid proof
That I can win this race
Coffee mug
The grip that keeps me tall
My inter-link keeps me questing all
I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And i don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
They haven't banned my liquid drug of choice
There's too many hooked and they've got too much voice
So for the moment we're all pretty good to go
With 98 cups and 98 more to go
I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And i don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
Here a bean, there a bean everywhere a mean mean bean chug - a - lug - o - my coffee - mug, mug, mug, mug

[Condor]

To carry on with the brilliance of the Descendents I present Coffee Mug!

Mug mug mug...
Coffee mug
Gonna clear away the haze
Liquid proof
That I can win this race
Coffee mug
The grip that keeps me tall
My inter-link keeps me questing all
I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And i don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
They haven't banned my liquid drug of choice
There's too many hooked and they've got too much voice
So for the moment we're all pretty good to go
With 98 cups and 98 more to go
I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And i don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
Here a bean, there a bean everywhere a mean mean bean chug - a - lug - o - my coffee - mug, mug, mug, mug

that song is my buddy's ringtone. hes a coffee nut

[Premium Parrots]

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town with yo pants on the ground
get it up!!
HEY! got your pants off the ground
lookin like a fool, walkin talking
with you pants on the ground
get it up
hey get them pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground

[Condor]

Cannibal Corpse - Skull FUll of Maggots


Lying there cold after a torturous death
Your life ended fast you took your last breath
Dead in a grave, your final place
The maggots infest your disfigured face
Pus through your veins takes the place of blood
Decay sets in, bones begin to crack
Thrown six feet down left to rot
Brains oozing black down the side of your broken neck

Skull full of maggots

They enter your tomb - maggots - beginning to feast - maggots
Crawling on you - maggots - now they eat you - maggots
Rotting maggots - maggots - infesting your corpse - maggots
Parasites of the dead - maggots - now dwell in your head

Lying there cold after a torturous death
Your life ended fast you took your last breath
Dead in a grave, your final place
The maggots infest your disfigured face
Pus through your veins takes the place of blood
Decay sets in, bones begin to crack
Thrown six feet down left to rot
Brains oozing black down the side of your broken neck

[Premium Parrots]

Cannibal Corpse - Skull FUll of Maggots


Lying there cold after a torturous death
Your life ended fast you took your last breath
Dead in a grave, your final place
The maggots infest your disfigured face
Pus through your veins takes the place of blood
Decay sets in, bones begin to crack
Thrown six feet down left to rot
Brains oozing black down the side of your broken neck

Skull full of maggots

They enter your tomb - maggots - beginning to feast - maggots
Crawling on you - maggots - now they eat you - maggots
Rotting maggots - maggots - infesting your corpse - maggots
Parasites of the dead - maggots - now dwell in your head

Lying there cold after a torturous death
Your life ended fast you took your last breath
Dead in a grave, your final place
The maggots infest your disfigured face
Pus through your veins takes the place of blood
Decay sets in, bones begin to crack
Thrown six feet down left to rot
Brains oozing black down the side of your broken neck

suddenly.......I'm hungry

[chadizzy1]

Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains

I love JC. He did a great cover of Baby Got Back.

[pinklungs]

Well the following lyrics sure aren't in any of my playlists but since we're on a snus forum.......
......I remember my parents cranking this tune while cruising in the family Chevy Suburban when I was 8 or 9 yrs. old.


Eagles (1980)All Night Long

We get up early and we work all day
We put our time in 'cause we like to stay up
All night long

We keep on grinnin' till the weekend comes
Just a pinch between your cheek and gum
All night long, all night long

Start in the morning and get the job done
Take care of bus'ness and we have some fun
All night long, all night long

We like a long neck and a good old song
Turn it up and then we sing along
Sing along
We're all stayin' up all night long

All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long

[LincolnSnuff]