Six Animals That Don't Give a F@#k

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  • lxskllr
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    • Sep 2007
    • 13435

    #1

    Six Animals That Don't Give a F@#k

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18860...ve-f2340k.html


  • Veganpunk
    Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 5382

    #2
    Rikki Tikki Tavi!!!!!!!!!!

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    • xrt
      Member
      • Jun 2010
      • 374

      #3
      I hate snakes! xD

      *Insert reference from movie here*

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      • WickedKitchen
        Member
        • Nov 2009
        • 2528

        #4
        The squirrels that live near me don't give a f&*k. I hate those f&*kin' bastards.

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        • Mykislt
          Member
          • Sep 2010
          • 677

          #5
          who knew small mammals were badass

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9760

            #6
            "The Kennedys of the wild" lmao

            the guy that wrote that was pretty dam funny, thanks for shareing
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • rickcharles606
              Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 2307

              #7
              I'm diggin that honey badger...he's the baddest IMO. Took a bite to face from a Puff Adder, rolled over for dead, then decided "hey, I can't die on an empty stomach" and got right back up and began eating that bitch....awesome

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              • Snusdog
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 6752

                #8
                I see you forgot #7

                The Snusdog also does not give a shit...............well actually he gives a shit..............but you have to scoop it up within city limits or you get a ticket but there are these specially designed scoopers and all so its not difficult and we all know that accidents happen sometimes

                Regardless

                The snusdog is every bit as bad-ass as the monguse.................only we don't like snakes and prefer our food hand delivered in those handy take out cases........................


                otherwise than that we are................KICK THE F****IN ASS
                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                • dreed2
                  Member
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 256

                  #9
                  I've had cats who would kill anything they could find, not to eat it, but so that they could show it to me to prove they killed it just because they could. Or maybe because they thought I might eat it? LOL. Seriously, though, there was a feral cat at a place I used to work who I gave the leftovers of a sandwich to one day because I thought she looked hungry. She kept on leaving dead animals next to my car after that to repay me for feeding her. So I started buying cat food to feed her, to repay her for trying to feed me, even though I didn't eat the food she left for me. Then she got run over by a car and the janitor threw her into the dumpster. The end.

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                  • Bigblue1
                    Banned Users
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 3923

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dreed2 View Post
                    I've had cats who would kill anything they could find, not to eat it, but so that they could show it to me to prove they killed it just because they could. Or maybe because they thought I might eat it? LOL. Seriously, though, there was a feral cat at a place I used to work who I gave the leftovers of a sandwich to one day because I thought she looked hungry. She kept on leaving dead animals next to my car after that to repay me for feeding her. So I started buying cat food to feed her, to repay her for trying to feed me, even though I didn't eat the food she left for me. Then she got run over by a car and the janitor threw her into the dumpster. The end.
                    Well that little story went sideways rather quickly and made me chuckle in doing so.

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                    • sgreger1
                      Member
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 9451

                      #11
                      That honey badger is **** ing insane! It stole the meal right out of the snakes mouth, ate it in front of him while the snake hissed and spit furiously, and then after he finished eating the snakes meal, he ate the snake! Then he died for 2 hours after OD'ing on snake poison from eating the snake, and magically wakes back up AND STARTS EATING THE SNAKE AGAIN. It knows no fear. Surrender yourself to your new honey loving overlords!

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                      • Jwalker
                        Member
                        • May 2010
                        • 1067

                        #12
                        That is pretty bad ass, it eats poison.

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                        • Snus Boost
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                          • Jan 2011
                          • 640

                          #13
                          Wolverines don't play

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