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  • Kstolen23
    Member
    • Feb 2011
    • 281

    If the world goes to shits. . .

    . . . What will you do?


    I don't know if you have heard but shit is ****ed up right now in Australia and New Zealand. What with all the floods, cyclones, earthquakes and bush fires even for the skeptical persons it's hard not to think of the movie 2012 :P.

    But seriously, what would you do?
  • bpc720
    Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 188

    #2
    crack open a beer in the hot tub with a nice prilla and watch the world end

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9759

      #3
      I'll be too buzy raping and pillaging and raping again to care
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • lxskllr
        Member
        • Sep 2007
        • 13435

        #4
        Revel in the anarchy. Someone needs to hit the reset button, and think we'd all be better off for it, at least after a hundred or 2 years.

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        • Kstolen23
          Member
          • Feb 2011
          • 281

          #5
          But snus will no longer be able to be produced, at least in large quantities. We would have to resort to growing our own tobacco to make which would take time. and without notice we might not have time to order bulk snus for the long wait for the tobacco to grow. With that said, in order to prepare for the end of the world I, Kstolen23, shall begin to produce mass quantities of tobacco in preparation for the ened of the world to sell for other goods when the time comes. . . I mean, face it. It would be quite a stressful situation to be in so tobacco would be in high demand again and worrying about 'How will this effect my health?' wont really matter because it's the end of the world. More like, 'What the f*ck just happened?' and 'Time to start rioting!'

          . . .


          School is very boring.

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          • snusjus
            Member
            • Jun 2008
            • 2674

            #6
            I don't think we're in the "end of days". Natural disasters have been occurring since the beginning of Earth's existence. It seems that every generation, regardless of the time period, claims the world is going to end soon...

            If the world was going to end, I would drink lots of beer and run around nude... oh wait, I do that already.

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9759

              #7
              if the end were near.......**** snus I'll be smoking while I rape and pillage and rape



              wait a minute.....MY end IS near. ****
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • GoVegan
                Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 5603

                #8
                Make sure my taxes and bills are all caught up and paid.

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                • rickcharles606
                  Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 2307

                  #9
                  Originally posted by GoVegan
                  Make sure my taxes and bills are all caught up and paid.
                  Pay mine too, while you're at it...lol

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                  • Connavar
                    Member
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 237

                    #10
                    i will get to work at my reloading bench since i will need a lot of ammo made up for THE INEVITABLE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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                    • Kstolen23
                      Member
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 281

                      #11
                      I'm enjoying the replies and think they're all funny but my favourite has to be. . .


                      Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                      if the end were near.......**** snus I'll be smoking while I rape and pillage and rape



                      wait a minute.....MY end IS near. ****

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