Power Moves

[captncaveman]

As the title suggests list your ultimate power move.

I like to back in park where ever I go, that is one of my power moves.

Urinate at a urinal with hands on you hips

[fishmeat]

Knowing and performing the ABC's

Finishing move is a CO-CO-CO-COMBO BREAKER!

Combination Cleveland Steamer & Dirty Sanchez I have dubbed, The Sanchez Steamer.

[Monkey]

Eat with a knife...not a fork.

A big knife!

[captncaveman]

eat with a knife...not a fork.

A big knife!

awesome!

[WickedKitchen]

Making her hand wash it afterward.

[rickcharles606]

Making her hand wash it afterward.

what, you're fleshlight? ahahaha


EDIT: now copy and paste my comment into the douche move thread :-)

[Mykislt]

Piss in the sink - handless

[rickcharles606]

I once was visiting family after a death in the family....the cousin I was staying with was being a douche and fighting over what was being left to him, etc. This went on for days, the family was in turmoil, it really sucked. I still smoked then, and was in the laundry room/basement smoking....I looked over and saw the washing machine, dryer and the liquid detergent. I decided to whip my dick out and piss in the laundry detergent. I quietly enjoyed the next two days, knowing that they were walking around wearing essence of Rick.

I do feel a little ashamed for doing it, but hey...these people are really a bunch of tools.

[Premium Parrots]

I once was visiting family after a death in the family....the cousin I was staying with was being a douche and fighting over what was being left to him, etc. This went on for days, the family was in turmoil, it really sucked. I still smoked then, and was in the laundry room/basement smoking....I looked over and saw the washing machine, dryer and the liquid detergent. I decided to whip my dick out and piss in the laundry detergent. I quietly enjoyed the next two days, knowing that they were walking around wearing essence of Rick.

I do feel a little ashamed for doing it, but hey...these people are really a bunch of tools.

this^

belongs in the douche thread

[rickcharles606]

this^

belongs in the douche thread

LMAO, I was just about to add that to my post....but naaaah, they were being the douches all concerned about what they could get out of my grandmother...eff them

[Premium Parrots]

LMAO, I was just about to add that to my post....but naaaah, they were being the douches all concerned about what they could get out of my grandmother...eff them

then it would have been more appropriate to piss in their coffee

[rickcharles606]

then it would have been more appropriate to piss in their coffee

When I was in the Navy and our XO would come into our compartment, he'd ALWAYS set his coffee cup down on one of our desks and continue walking back to the NATO library. Almost everytime, one of us would jump up and dirty dick his cup. We had a guy named Rick Holcomb (wonder what he's doing these days?), who would pull asshole hairs and put them in his cup...god we hated that guy.

[Premium Parrots]

When I was in the Navy and our XO would come into our compartment, he'd ALWAYS set his coffee cup down on one of our desks and continue walking back to the NATO library. Almost everytime, one of us would jump up and dirty dick his cup. We had a guy named Rick Holcomb (wonder what he's doing these days?), who would pull asshole hairs and put them in his cup...god we hated that guy.

I bet everytime you tell these stories to one your wives you immediately become eligable for a new one.


now it all makes sense why you can't keep a mate without tieing her up

[rickcharles606]

Some things you don't tell the wife ;-)

[Premium Parrots]

Some things you don't tell the wife ;-)

rotflmmfaopimp!!


oh really! Why not?