Douche Maneuvers

[russki]

But most of all here in Louisville people have evidently never been instructed on the subtle nuances of the four way stop. I swear its always either everyone running through one side like cattle, or everyone staring at all the other drivers wondering who gets to go.

I have the exact same problem right outside my apartment. Generally they decide they want to stare at you for awhile before anyone tries to go through the intersection. Again, this could mostly be attributed to the female Asian drivers...

[EricHill78]

I hate people who drive while the talk/text. They drive around like they are drunk. Like what they are talking about is more important than the life of myself/wife/son. Fuc*#ing assholes.

[chadizzy1]

People who don't know the difference between common words like your/you're.
People who say lol obsessively especially when they aren't laughing out loud.
People who abbreviate texts. U=you. Really? Lazy.

[captncaveman]

People who instead of troubleshooting an issues by them selves they freak the f0ck out, throw their hands up in the air and declare something to be "broken" for example having multiple pieces of electronics that plug into the back of ones tv but they have limited HDMI ports so they must unplug one to plug the other in. Not using common sense they wonder why the xbox isn't working. I f0cking hate that.. well ihate being the one they call for help every god damn time.

[WickedKitchen]

Rotaries, rotaries, rotaries, and god-damned rotaries. Some people simply should not be driving yet. I mostly get frustrated with people not knowing the rules such as who to yield to in an intersection, traveling on the highway, distractions etc. It's complete ignorance of fellow man.

People leaving the toilet lid up. It's there for a reason.

I was on a video chat site once (doesn't make me a bad person) and someone typed lol. I couldn't help but ask why she didn't actually l, o....l. I mean c'mon...the friggin' camera is on. We humans are odd folk.

[Roo]

Driving frustrations are well represented in this thread... the golden rule of driving is to do it smoothly and efficiently without causing others to slow down. People who break this rule piss me off. In defense of asian drivers, I propose that their reputation on US roadways is not the result of any inherent inequalities between races... I don't know what it's attributed to, but Chinese drivers in China, for the most part, have ****ing sweet driving skills. They have to -- it is required of all drivers in cities with millions of cars on the road and minimal adherence to traffic lanes, lights, and laws that they pay very close attention and kick ass. Here in the States everyone slogs along texting and putting on makeup, never crossing lines and using the space available, or being stopped for 6 minutes by red lights at 3AM without another car in sight... In China they have mastered a seemingly chaotic but well organized and executed ebb and flow of constantly moving cars.

[texastorm]

People who don't know the difference between common words like your/you're.
People who say lol obsessively especially when they aren't laughing out loud.
People who abbreviate texts. U=you. Really? Lazy.

LOL your funny, u a comedian? LOL



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[nicodude]

I cannot stand people who drive under the speed limit on a 1 lane road where you can't pass them, then when you start to ride their ass, they slow down even more. I want to get a laser pointer or something so I can point out the speed limit signs to people. Then when you go to pass them after the road opens up, you look over and see an old guy giving you the finger.

One guy gave me some crap at a gas station, was like 'ya know you were riding me pretty close back there pal', I said 'ya know you were going TEN miles under the speed limit right', he says ' Oh, well excuse me, sorry I can't afford that fancy sports car you drive'. The guy was driving a freaking camry, why the hell can't he go the speed limit.

[GoVegan]

I cannot stand people who drive under the speed limit on a 1 lane road where you can't pass them, then when you start to ride their ass, they slow down even more. I want to get a laser pointer or something so I can point out the speed limit signs to people. Then when you go to pass them after the road opens up, you look over and see an old guy giving you the finger.

One guy gave me some crap at a gas station, was like 'ya know you were riding me pretty close back there pal', I said 'ya know you were going TEN miles under the speed limit right', he says ' Oh, well excuse me, sorry I can't afford that fancy sports car you drive'. The guy was driving a freaking camry, why the hell can't he go the speed limit.

He doesn't even have to get a new sports car, just pull his jalopy over every few miles and let people go by. I often drive at or slightly (within 5 miles) above the speed limit but I will still pull over if someone behind me wants to pass. It takes me a few seconds at the most and I won't have an angry driver behind me. I am always getting people towing their boats or driving their big rigs who just can't understand not everyone wants to drive like an 80 year old lady. I do get impatient sometimes though and will turn on my high beams if it is dark and a car won't pull over after I have been stuck behind them for 20 minutes.

[Wrath]

I work with this lady who always adds a "T" to the end of her words. For example OnceT, TwiceT, etc. Also, there is a gas station around here called Sheetz, but there are so many people who say Sheetzes. That drives me crazy.

In regards to driving, I hate people who pass me then slow down as soon as they are in front of me, and people who pull out in front of me just to turn 10 yards down the road. Oh and I agree with the SUV's going fast in the snow.

[CoderGuy]

Wow so many here feel the same as I do!

More driving frustrations... people that expect you, while you're driving on the freeway, to yield to them, when they are entering on an onramp.

[GoVegan]

I really get annoyed when I am at a store and the clerk is yakking on the phone as he or she is ringing up my order. I also get annoyed when people talk or text on the phone while you are talking to them. How about when you try to call somebody and you need to listen to a lengthy rap song for a ring tone. Cell phones are almost as irritating to me as bad drivers. People are so busy with their phones they don't have a clue as to what is actually going on around them. I have a cell phone but it just makes calls. I also never answer it or talk to anyone on my phone while I am speaking to someone else in person.

[snusjus]

Working with the public -- I worked at a grocery store for several years.

Humans.

Pop music.

Narcissistic teenagers.

Religious nuts.

Drivers who tailgate on entrance/exit ramps to freeways.

Alpha males who wear overly-baggy jeans.

[snusgetter]

Working with the public -- I worked at a grocery store for several years.

Humans.

Pop music.

Narcissistic teenagers.

Religious nuts.

Drivers who tailgate on entrance/exit ramps to freeways.

Alpha males who wear overly-baggy jeans.

You probably could have stopped at 'humans' since that covers all the
others you mention (unless I'm somehow missing the 'animals', etc.)