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  • GoVegan
    Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 5603

    #31
    People who snus but never try los.

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      #32
      And the winner of POST OF THE DAY IS........




      Originally posted by GoVegan View Post
      People who snus but never try los.

      congratulations

      give that man his prize.........a preowned fleshlight
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • nicodude
        Member
        • Jan 2011
        • 688

        #33
        Originally posted by snusjus View Post
        Working with the public -- I worked at a grocery store for several years.

        Humans.

        Pop music.

        Narcissistic teenagers.

        Religious nuts.

        Drivers who tailgate on entrance/exit ramps to freeways.

        Alpha males who wear overly-baggy jeans.
        Everything on that list irritates me too.

        Yeah, thats another thing, I absolutely go nuts when I go out to the parking lot of a store to get into my car and there is a damned pamphlet under my windshield wipers telling me that I am going to hell and what I can do to prevent it.

        One time I actually drove around the area till I found the guy and chewed him out.

        One of the pamphlets once said that "sex is evil and that if you have had sex with someone you weren't married to, then throw this pamphlet away because you are going to hell regardless". Seriously, wtf?

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        • snusgetter
          Member
          • May 2010
          • 10903

          #34
          Originally posted by GoVegan View Post
          People who snus but never try los.

          Gee, are there really people like that?? lol

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          • GoVegan
            Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 5603

            #35
            Originally posted by snusgetter View Post
            Gee, are there really people like that?? lol
            I couldn't help myself but you know you are a great snuser with or without los!

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            • CoderGuy
              Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 2679

              #36
              Originally posted by snusgetter View Post
              Gee, are there really people like that?? lol
              I tried it once, it sucked, you aren't missing anything.

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              • GoVegan
                Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 5603

                #37
                Originally posted by CoderGuy View Post
                I tried it once, it sucked, you aren't missing anything.
                You are referring to los I hope.

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                • snusgetter
                  Member
                  • May 2010
                  • 10903

                  #38
                  I just did a translate of lös and got this:

                  adjective

                  1. MOVABLE
                  2. LOOSE
                  3. DETACHABLE
                  4. SEPARATE
                  5. MOVEABLE
                  6. SHORT
                  7. CRANKY
                  8. LAX
                  9. PULPY
                  10. FLOATING

                  Quite a selection to choose from.
                  Most of them also describe bowel movements!!


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                  • Snusdog
                    Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 6752

                    #39
                    Dip threads

                    Pact Act
                    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                    • Monkey
                      Senior Member
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 3290

                      #40
                      When people at work say "I don't care" or " Not my job"

                      When people don't take responsibility for their actions.

                      Reality televisision.

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                      • fishmeat
                        Member
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 767

                        #41
                        I had to...just couldn't contain myself.


                        1.While on the toilet or in the shower, gently insert the douche nozzle.
                        2.Find your most comfortable angle, and slowly but steadily squeeze the container. (Some brand use bags, others bottles or even syringes.)
                        3.Make sure that the fluid can freely exit the vagina, and let it all drip out.
                        4.Wash yourself/Clean up spills and drips
                        5.If instructed to by a doctor, follow-up with a second douching of either fluid again or water

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                        • captncaveman
                          Member
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 924

                          #42
                          Not really a "Douche Maneuver" but I HATE HIPSTERS. Basically everything they do could be considered Douche Maneuvers.

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                          • snusjus
                            Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 2674

                            #43
                            ^I agree with your sentiments about hipsters.^

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                            • ChaoticGemini
                              Member
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 564

                              #44
                              UGH!! You had to get me started on driving peeves! I often make my husband drive because people around here don't know what they're doing at it makes me crazy. Because of his recent dizzy spells, I have been driving everywhere. I hate people that cut you off when there is no traffic behind you. (This is even worse when they turn a street later.) VERY FEW people here understand the concept of merging; they think it's a race to beat the other guy. I go crazy behind the people that ride their brake all the way around corners. I'm annoyed that most don't use a turn signal, but I go crazy when they finally turn it on after they have almost come to a stop for a turn or they are 3/4ths of the way into your lane. I often find myself behind people and telling them, "the gas pedal is the one on the right" since they go 15 to 20 miles below the posted speeds in perfectly good weather. Could they pick a speed? I have cruise control and like to use it on the freeway; speeding up and slowing down of every other driver yakking away at their kids or on their phones make that impossible for me. Then get into town and they pull so far out past the white line at a stop sign/light that it I have little room to pull around them to make my left hand turn. Even worse, is the stop sign to my subdivision (there are no visibility issues) where they pull way beyond the line and keep rolling forward as you are turning in front of them. They're lucky I like my truck because I could have taken out the front corner of many of them. The absolute largest local driving habit that makes me crazy is the people that turn into the turn lane and then either drive down the turn lane until they decide to join the traffic, or they stop and try making an actual turn into the traffic they are already parallel to and then blocks up to two lanes when they "swing" into traffic in addition to the massive traffic problems this causes to everyone around them trying to figure out what they are doing and the people stopped in the drive lane because some dumba$$ just blocked their access to the turn lane.

                              There are other things that bother me, but local driving takes the cake.

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                              • CoderGuy
                                Member
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 2679

                                #45
                                Originally posted by GoVegan View Post
                                You are referring to los I hope.
                                Yes


                                Originally posted by danielan View Post
                                +1

                                Me too... It's a bit cheaper and the flavor was maybe better (bolder), but it wasn't worth it to have bits of tobacco floating around my mouth every time I took a drink.

                                Then my wife came down, gave me a kiss goodbye - the whole mass slipped down the inside of my cheek and onto the back of my tongue - and I go gagging and spitting into the bathroom to rinse my mouth out...

                                No thanks.
                                LMOA I can just picture that scenario happening. Early in my snus-dom I had misplaced a portion and during a conversation it fell out of my mouth onto the table. Everyone looked at me with the expression of "what the hell is that??" LOL That was how my friends learned I snused.

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