Oden's "Extreme" NSFW Thread aka "Mr. GN's Wild Ride"

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  • Snusdog
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 6752

    Originally posted by timholian View Post
    NO NO NO I mean they are HUGE company......
    You are HUGE in my heart and getting bigger in the world. I want you to take over the world and slap SM in the face with your D*CK.

    SM has no imagination..... you have a great vision....

    LONG LIVE GN
    DEATH TO SM not really death but I want their buttholes to tighten when they hear ODEN'S!
    ..............so there I was.......surrounded by a bunch of suits from SM.............when suddenly there was a cry for help........

    they had whalen...........

    they had Frosted................

    which was fine.................

    but they also had the room key for Helga...........

    GN girl #142...........

    I lept into action.................

    Pulling out a pint of my favorite English ale (just in from my mate and long time snuson Mod Pris) I drank it right down..............with a grimace

    The suits from SM were not impressed.................

    Whalen's frog...............was..............well...........stew ...............

    I condoned the helpless onlookers ...........................and suggesting SM add a bit more Hungarian smoked paprika to the broth................

    And then I..........................

    LEPT><><>><>><<>>INTO ACTION

    I whipped out my mammoth Tally Hoe.....................and pissed the boys from SM right back to company HQs

    The girls.................GN...............and a guy named Walter......................

    were so thankful...............they took me down to the pub to buy me a pint of my favorite English ale.

    While sitting at the bar discussing the migrational patterns of the Mishubit Japanese Bettle................suddenly the bar maid...............her mother..................and a guy named Walter...........................

    burst into flames..................

    I>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LEPT INTO ACTION......................
    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9759

      skrufgirl was posted a few pages back. pay attention
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • jagmanss
        Member
        • Jul 2010
        • 12213

        Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
        skrufgirl was posted a few pages back. pay attention
        Hell! I can't keep up with this thread.... Damn now I need to go back and look.... Oh! Wait! She's in my sig

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        • Snusdog
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 6752

          Before I go site seeing through 4000 posts................did anything happen


          Is frosted caring GN's child

          Did Whalen kiss the frog

          Did PP take the princes and put her in a blue barrel

          Is chad in fact Precious007

          did Tim ever kick Jd's ass

          will Jd come back from basic all buff and with bombs

          Will LOG come into work tomorrow

          Will Haynes ever invent elastic strong enough to house "The Vine"



          Cause otherwise.......I'll just enjoy the T & A pics..............while I sip my Bourbon and contemplate the mono-metaphysic unity that is


          ........................LOS
          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9759

            How were you able to tear yourself away from the Whats in your mouth thread long enough to post here?



            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • Frosted
              Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 5798

              Here you go guys - something to think about here.

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              • Rattlesnake
                Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 891

                Originally posted by jagmanss View Post
                I just wanna face snuggle this, Perfect masterpiece of ass... It's the bottom half to skruf-girl...

                enough said!!!!

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                • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                  Member
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 7035

                  Originally posted by Snusdog View Post
                  ..............so there I was.......surrounded by a bunch of suits from SM.............when suddenly there was a cry for help........

                  they had whalen...........

                  they had Frosted................

                  which was fine.................

                  but they also had the room key for Helga...........

                  GN girl #142...........

                  I lept into action.................

                  Pulling out a pint of my favorite English ale (just in from my mate and long time snuson Mod Pris) I drank it right down..............with a grimace

                  The suits from SM were not impressed.................

                  Whalen's frog...............was..............well...........stew ...............

                  I condoned the helpless onlookers ...........................and suggesting SM add a bit more Hungarian smoked paprika to the broth................

                  And then I..........................

                  LEPT><><>><>><<>>INTO ACTION

                  I whipped out my mammoth Tally Hoe.....................and pissed the boys from SM right back to company HQs

                  The girls.................GN...............and a guy named Walter......................

                  were so thankful...............they took me down to the pub to buy me a pint of my favorite English ale.

                  While sitting at the bar discussing the migrational patterns of the Mishubit Japanese Bettle................suddenly the bar maid...............her mother..................and a guy named Walter...........................

                  burst into flames..................

                  I>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LEPT INTO ACTION......................
                  Can someone tell me in two words what Snusdog means inSwenglish please is...

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9759

                    Originally posted by Frosted
                    Here you go guys - something to think about here.

                    Dam..
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • sirloot
                      Senior Member
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2607

                      Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB View Post
                      Can someone tell me in two words what Snusdog means inSwenglish please is...
                      he liked to drink alot of English ale and piss on people .. little more than 2 words .. but sums it up nicely

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                      • Rattlesnake
                        Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 891

                        Snusdog=Superhero

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                        • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                          Member
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 7035

                          Originally posted by sirloot
                          he liked to drink alot of English ale and piss on people
                          And what about GN ? I Do not understand? Sorry

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                          • Rattlesnake
                            Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 891

                            Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                            And what about GN ? I Do not understand? Sorry
                            He saved You and Your mates from instant death. so you bought him a ale.

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                            • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                              Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 7035

                              Originally posted by Rattlesnake View Post
                              He saved You and Your mates from instant death. so you bought him a ale.
                              So That whaba whamba people were after us?

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                              • Frosted
                                Member
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 5798

                                I'm going to bed chaps.
                                Night.

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