Oden's "Extreme" NSFW Thread aka "Mr. GN's Wild Ride"

[bill77.017]

Hey Bill - do you think this'll get the crowd of us together for a bit of craic?

You never know, it would be great though wouldn,t it

[whalen]

Hey guays I am back from playing nude croquette! I cannot for the life of me remember where I left off! Any body care to save me the trouble and give me a quick update about what I might of missed here while I was gone? I'm kinda tired and my balls are all muddy! That was good beer! Nobody? I guess nobody gives a

[Frosted]

Nah - you can read it yourself. It's about 50 pages long.

See you tomorrow.

[chadizzy1]

Wow, this thread is the true embodiment of everything that is SnusOn. I love it

[whalen]

Ok, I skipped back say oh 15 freekin pages! WTF over i leave you guays alone for an Easter holiday and it is like the super bowl of fast ass quips and some of the comments just put me into a conniption fit! Spastic humor! Fine work gentlemen and Ladies! Epic pickle party! There is gonna be some "splainin" to do! Caio for now!

[whalen]

Granola Party! Fruits, Nuts, and Flakes all rolled into one!

[Roo]

............The Seattleite GN??

What's this about Seattle GN?

[timholian]

What's this about Seattle GN?

I think he was using it as a name or the name of a crime organization.

[chadizzy1]

Granola Party! Fruits, Nuts, and Flakes with a hint of Mint all rolled into one!

There, fixed that for ya.

[timholian]

Okay, last post for tonight... I have to be up in a few hours LOL

I have to get this out before I toto sleep and forget.

Here's the scene.

A classic Italian restaurant , small but elegant and clearly a hangout for Mobsters and Gangsters
The Camera zooms in through the front window of the restaurant to a small square table with two men sitting seemingly enjoying their meals.
The two men are dressed in the exact same suit but one man is dressed in red and the other in black.
The waiter comes to take the dinner plates away and to make room for the coffee service he has ready for the two men.
As the waiter is serving the coffee to the two men the camera lowers to reveal that both men have, unbeknownst to the other man, drawn a gun and have it aimed at each other. One gun is a classic snub nosed .38 and the other is a US government issued .45.
The waiter finishes serving the coffee and leaves the scene.
Both men start to reach into their inner breast pocket of their jackets, eyeing each other, waiting for the other to make a wrong move. It's a very tense moment, their eyes have locked onto one another and the camera even shows the waiter getting chills up his spine.
The camera show the man in red pull out something from his pocket and set it on the table.
The camera then shows the man in black pulling something from his pocket and setting it on the table.
The man in red looks to see what the man in black has taken from his pocket, as does the man in black.
The camera then moves back to under the table where the men have guns pointed at each other.
Very tense...
All of the sudden the guns the men are holding begin to slowly recede in unison, disappearing from under the table.
The camera then makes it's way back to the two men to reveal that they have both pulled out a can of Oden's Dark Vanilla or Creme Wintergreen snus and have used the hand that was holding the gun to hug the other.
The camera backs slowly away as they pat each other on the back and laugh.

Sorry... I just had to get that out.

[Premium Parrots]

Okay, last post for tonight... I have to be up in a few hours LOL

I have to get this out before I toto sleep and forget.

Here's the scene.

A classic Italian restaurant , small but elegant and clearly a hangout for Mobsters and Gangsters
The Camera zooms in through the front window of the restaurant to a small square table with two men sitting seemingly enjoying their meals.
The two men are dressed in the exact same suit but one man is dressed in red and the other in black.
The waiter comes to take the dinner plates away and to make room for the coffee service he has ready for the two men.
As the waiter is serving the coffee to the two men the camera lowers to reveal that both men have, unbeknownst to the other man, drawn a gun and have it aimed at each other. One gun is a classic snub nosed .38 and the other is a US government issued .45.
The waiter finishes serving the coffee and leaves the scene.
Both men start to reach into their inner breast pocket of their jackets, eyeing each other, waiting for the other to make a wrong move. It's a very tense moment, their eyes have locked onto one another and the camera even shows the waiter getting chills up his spine.
The camera show the man in red pull out something from his pocket and set it on the table.
The camera then shows the man in black pulling something from his pocket and setting it on the table.
The man in red looks to see what the man in black has taken from his pocket, as does the man in black.
The camera then moves back to under the table where the men have guns pointed at each other.
Very tense...
All of the sudden the guns the men are holding begin to slowly recede in unison, disappearing from under the table.
The camera then makes it's way back to the two men to reveal that they have both pulled out a can of Oden's Dark Vanilla or Creme Wintergreen snus and have used the hand that was holding the gun to hug the other.
The camera backs slowly away as they pat each other on the back and laugh.

Sorry... I just had to get that out.

one serious flaw mate..............where are the girls in bikinis?

[GoVegan]

one serious flaw mate..............where are the girls in bikinis?

Or the vegan football players?

[timholian]

one serious flaw mate..............where are the girls in bikinis?

Well, the place is run by bikini clad women! And we can even have some from each gang in the color of the respective suit sitting on separate sides of the restaurant.

Have faith.... I can insert bikini women into anything! LMAO

I don't know of any vegan football players. Soz mate

You can even make the part where the waitress gets chills up her spine a little sexier by making her nips go hard as a result of the chill.

God natt på er alla

[GN Tobacco Sweden AB]

Did i Promis to anyone , anything Yesterday on Easter Eve?????????
Hope not

[khalid]

Did i Promis to anyone , anything Yesterday on Easter Eve?????????
Hope not

Because the cross was empty, we have the promise of forgiven sins?