Oden's "Extreme" NSFW Thread aka "Mr. GN's Wild Ride"

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  • Christi
    Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 2104

    Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
    you do wash your hands before mixing snus don't you?
    hmm wonder what that flavor of snus would be called? I may be just as interested in that as most of those men here are in vag flavored snus...

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    • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
      Member
      • Mar 2011
      • 7035

      Originally posted by timholian View Post
      Did you see the last one I wrote after you left?
      It is briliant but We have to put all togather brother

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        Odens new Ejaculate flavored snus. For Women Only

        chad can be the spokesperson
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • whalen
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 6593

          Happy 100th thread pages my Peeps! Congrats and you really ought to be ashamed..............................
          wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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          • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
            Member
            • Mar 2011
            • 7035

            Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
            you do wash your hands before mixing snus don't you?
            Yes ofcorse but how Can you JagaJaga and make snus

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            • Christi
              Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 2104

              Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB View Post
              Yes ofcorse but how Can you JagaJaga and make snus
              U tell us bahahahaha

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              • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                Member
                • Mar 2011
                • 7035

                Originally posted by timholian View Post
                With the Internet you are never alone.

                Remember when the only outlet to the world was your front door and a telephone?
                Can't say I miss those days....
                Listen brothers no JagaJaga only DinDin (sex akt With oposit sexx)

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                • whalen
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 6593

                  My Swenglish lessons just took a darker turn!

                  JagaJaga = Click image for larger version

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                  Come on eleven! Jagajaga!!! everybody!
                  wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                  • timholian
                    Member
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1448

                    Here's the scene.

                    A classic Italian restaurant , small but elegant and clearly a hangout for Mobsters and Gangsters
                    The Camera zooms in through the front window of the restaurant to a small square table with two men sitting seemingly enjoying their meals.
                    The two men are dressed in the exact same suit but one man is dressed in red and the other in black.
                    The waiter comes to take the dinner plates away and to make room for the coffee service he has ready for the two men.
                    As the waiter is serving the coffee to the two men the camera lowers to reveal that both men have, unbeknownst to the other man, drawn a gun and have it aimed at each other. One gun is a classic snub nosed .38 and the other is a US government issued .45.
                    The waiter finishes serving the coffee and leaves the scene.
                    Both men start to reach into their inner breast pocket of their jackets, eyeing each other, waiting for the other to make a wrong move. It's a very tense moment, their eyes have locked onto one another and the camera even shows the waiter getting chills up his spine.
                    The camera show the man in red pull out something from his pocket and set it on the table.
                    The camera then shows the man in black pulling something from his pocket and setting it on the table.
                    The man in red looks to see what the man in black has taken from his pocket, as does the man in black.
                    The camera then moves back to under the table where the men have guns pointed at each other.
                    Very tense...
                    All of the sudden the guns the men are holding begin to slowly recede in unison, disappearing from under the table.
                    The camera then makes it's way back to the two men to reveal that they have both pulled out a can of Oden's Dark Vanilla or Creme Wintergreen snus and have used the hand that was holding the gun to hug the other.
                    The camera backs slowly away as they pat each other on the back and laugh.

                    then pp said
                    one serious flaw mate..............where are the girls in bikinis?
                    then I said
                    Well, the place is run by bikini clad women! And we can even have some from each gang in the color of the respective suit sitting on separate sides of the restaurant.

                    Have faith.... I can insert bikini women into anything! LMAO

                    I don't know of any vegan football players. Soz mate

                    You can even make the part where the waitress gets chills up her spine a little sexier by making her nips go hard as a result of the chill.

                    God natt på er alla

                    just sayin

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                    • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                      Member
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 7035

                      Originally posted by Christi
                      U tell us bahahahaha
                      I never tryed it but you tell me you were confident about "Just finne...."

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                      • Christi
                        Member
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 2104

                        Originally posted by timholian View Post
                        Here's the scene.

                        A classic Italian restaurant , small but elegant and clearly a hangout for Mobsters and Gangsters
                        The Camera zooms in through the front window of the restaurant to a small square table with two men sitting seemingly enjoying their meals.
                        The two men are dressed in the exact same suit but one man is dressed in red and the other in black.
                        The waiter comes to take the dinner plates away and to make room for the coffee service he has ready for the two men.
                        As the waiter is serving the coffee to the two men the camera lowers to reveal that both men have, unbeknownst to the other man, drawn a gun and have it aimed at each other. One gun is a classic snub nosed .38 and the other is a US government issued .45.
                        The waiter finishes serving the coffee and leaves the scene.
                        Both men start to reach into their inner breast pocket of their jackets, eyeing each other, waiting for the other to make a wrong move. It's a very tense moment, their eyes have locked onto one another and the camera even shows the waiter getting chills up his spine.
                        The camera show the man in red pull out something from his pocket and set it on the table.
                        The camera then shows the man in black pulling something from his pocket and setting it on the table.
                        The man in red looks to see what the man in black has taken from his pocket, as does the man in black.
                        The camera then moves back to under the table where the men have guns pointed at each other.
                        Very tense...
                        All of the sudden the guns the men are holding begin to slowly recede in unison, disappearing from under the table.
                        The camera then makes it's way back to the two men to reveal that they have both pulled out a can of Oden's Dark Vanilla or Creme Wintergreen snus and have used the hand that was holding the gun to hug the other.
                        The camera backs slowly away as they pat each other on the back and laugh.

                        then pp said
                        one serious flaw mate..............where are the girls in bikinis?
                        then I said
                        Well, the place is run by bikini clad women! And we can even have some from each gang in the color of the respective suit sitting on separate sides of the restaurant.

                        Have faith.... I can insert bikini women into anything! LMAO

                        I don't know of any vegan football players. Soz mate

                        You can even make the part where the waitress gets chills up her spine a little sexier by making her nips go hard as a result of the chill.

                        God natt på er alla

                        just sayin
                        Sounds pretty good to me.

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                        • StuKlu
                          Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 1192

                          I am here now, so let's class this place up a little bit please

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                          • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                            Member
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 7035

                            Originally posted by timholian View Post
                            Here's the scene.

                            A classic Italian restaurant , small but elegant and clearly a hangout for Mobsters and Gangsters
                            The Camera zooms in through the front window of the restaurant to a small square table with two men sitting seemingly enjoying their meals.
                            The two men are dressed in the exact same suit but one man is dressed in red and the other in black.
                            The waiter comes to take the dinner plates away and to make room for the coffee service he has ready for the two men.
                            As the waiter is serving the coffee to the two men the camera lowers to reveal that both men have, unbeknownst to the other man, drawn a gun and have it aimed at each other. One gun is a classic snub nosed .38 and the other is a US government issued .45.
                            The waiter finishes serving the coffee and leaves the scene.
                            Both men start to reach into their inner breast pocket of their jackets, eyeing each other, waiting for the other to make a wrong move. It's a very tense moment, their eyes have locked onto one another and the camera even shows the waiter getting chills up his spine.
                            The camera show the man in red pull out something from his pocket and set it on the table.
                            The camera then shows the man in black pulling something from his pocket and setting it on the table.
                            The man in red looks to see what the man in black has taken from his pocket, as does the man in black.
                            The camera then moves back to under the table where the men have guns pointed at each other.
                            Very tense...
                            All of the sudden the guns the men are holding begin to slowly recede in unison, disappearing from under the table.
                            The camera then makes it's way back to the two men to reveal that they have both pulled out a can of Oden's Dark Vanilla or Creme Wintergreen snus and have used the hand that was holding the gun to hug the other.
                            The camera backs slowly away as they pat each other on the back and laugh.

                            then pp said
                            one serious flaw mate..............where are the girls in bikinis?
                            then I said
                            Well, the place is run by bikini clad women! And we can even have some from each gang in the color of the respective suit sitting on separate sides of the restaurant.

                            Have faith.... I can insert bikini women into anything! LMAO

                            I don't know of any vegan football players. Soz mate

                            You can even make the part where the waitress gets chills up her spine a little sexier by making her nips go hard as a result of the chill.

                            God natt på er alla

                            just sayin
                            Tim no mix Mafia and footbol and ladys in clothes you mixed tha genres

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                            • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                              Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 7035

                              Originally posted by StuKlu View Post
                              I am here now, so let's class this place up a little bit please
                              Hallo StuKlu how is life..

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                              • timholian
                                Member
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1448

                                Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                                Tim no mix Mafia and footbol and ladys in clothes you mixed tha genres
                                hahahahaha
                                The football comment was to Vegan ... he asked where were the vegan football players?

                                and the ladies in this scene play every role but the role of the two men.

                                the thing i didnt do was put chad in the scene.

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