Note to self, copyright Swenglish as it is really catching on. I Did coin that term didn't I.......
Oden's "Extreme" NSFW Thread aka "Mr. GN's Wild Ride"
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Originally posted by Bigblue1 View PostNote to self, copyright Swenglish as it is really catching on. I Did coin that term didn't I.......
Get that tattooed on your arm then post pics then you will be the official owner.
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thanks, and welcome me.
Cant talk about suss yet as im still waiting for my first order(+the massive tax bill) to arrive from northerner, but im looking forward to it.
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The Dude: **** sympathy! I don't need your ****in' sympathy, man, I need my ****ing johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
The Dude: Walter... what am I going to tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: I told that **** down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: Burkhalter.
Walter Sobchak: I told that kraut a ****ing thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: They already posted it.
Walter Sobchak: Well they can *****ing unpost it*!
The Dude: Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
Donny: What's that?
The Dude: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't ****ing roll*!
Donny: Sheesh.
Walter Sobchak: Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter, how am I going to...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer ****ing shabbos.
The Dude: Oh **** it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak: Come on, Dude...
[rolls his eyes at Donny]
Walter Sobchak: ****ing BABY...
[Donny nods]
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God damn you Walter! You ****in' asshole! Everything's a ****in' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the ****, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the **** are you talking about?
Originally posted by chadizzy1 View Post
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