.................then I whipped out my jolly rodger.....................and pissed the f****ers right off their feet.
Fearing that I was some sort of fertility god................they immediately lead me back to their village ....................and threw a great feast in my honor
While at the banquet................sudenly a large somba constrictor attacked the village....................knowing I had something in my pants that was more than his match................
I lept into action..................
When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
.................then I whipped out my jolly rodger.....................and pissed the f****ers right off their feet.
Fearing that I was some sort of fertility god................they immediately lead me back to their village ....................and threw a great feast in my honor
While at the banquet................sudenly a large somba constrictor attacked the village....................knowing I had something in my pants that was more than his match................
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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