Oden's "Extreme" NSFW Thread aka "Mr. GN's Wild Ride"

[GN Tobacco Sweden AB]

Yeah - but they leak fluids.

Absolutly correct

[c.nash]

Yeah - but they leak fluids.

So? That's just more lubrication. lol

[timholian]

yeah - but they leak fluids.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hahaahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhaha hahahahahahah

[Frosted]

So? That's just more lubrication. lol

Pregnant women are disgusting. They're full of gunk.

[c.nash]

Pregnant women are disgusting. They're full of gunk.

Bust that shit open!

[Frosted]

Just wait till you see it all come out Tim - GROSS.

On the second one I had to endure a three hour cesarian - never mind her - I had to watch it.

[sirloot]

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his

drive into the woods. Looking for his ball,

he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back,

a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball

beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from

the cart and poured it over the little guy,

reviving him.

'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.

'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.

'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square.

Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?'

'Thank God, you're all right!' the golfer

answers in relief. 'I don't want anything,

I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.'

And the golfer walks off.

'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.

I have to do something for him. I'll give him

the three things I would want... a great golf game,

all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'

A year goes by and the golfer is back.

On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into

the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,

' the little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye,

how's yer golf game?'

'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers.

I'm an internationally famous golfer now.'

He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're

all right.'


'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer

golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money

situation?'

'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states.

'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket

and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'

'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment,

and says shyly, 'It's OK.'

C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun,

'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job.

How many times a week?'

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers,

'Once, sometimes twice a week.'

'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock.

'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'

'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for

a priest in a small parish.'

[c.nash]

lol.

That's pretty good.

[timholian]

Just wait till you see it all come out Tim - GROSS.

On the second one I had to endure a three hour cesarian - never mind her - I had to watch it.

LOL Yea, they block her view.

Eh, its really not that gross to me.... I meant shes making a fuc.king human in there.... thats bound to be a messy process no matter how you slice it. (pun intended)

[chadizzy1]

I forgot to mention the podcast, which I think is a fabulous idea.

If it does happen I would very much like to be included in some way. I think a female snus'er voice would be a good way to catch other females attention. I have a sister who smokes and she will not try snus. She tells me it is nasty, to which I reply, no nastier than the way your hair smells ALL the time. I think other women should know that it isn't dip, which is the response I most get. I am not some southern piece of white trash that has a spit cup.

Ok that was a rant, didn't mean for it to be....

Christi - I've been working on getting this podcast thing setup for over a year now, it's almost ready to do an episode and go online with it. I'm going to stream it from Snubie.com and also make it downloadable and setup with itunes as well so iPod folks can have them. Once it's up and going I'd love for a girl to be on it from time to time. Might help reach a much more broad audience.

[chadizzy1]

Just wait till you see it all come out Tim - GROSS.

On the second one I had to endure a three hour cesarian - never mind her - I had to watch it.

Yeah, my daughter was born C-Sec, I was on the other side of the blanket and had the odd curiousity to peek over, and yeah, it's intense. I see them poking around inside her and then they pull my child out. It was the craziest shit. I usually have a weak stomach, but that was kinda...interesting

[Premium Parrots]

I never been TO Amerika but i have Lived in Cuba 3 years

Good moanin peeps.

Hey GN how did you like them girls in Cuba. Wicked sexy huh? And oh so easy.

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[c.nash]

Nioce!!!!!!