Oden's "Extreme" NSFW Thread aka "Mr. GN's Wild Ride"

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    Originally posted by timholian
    PLEASE DONT DO THAT! anything but that guy.
    LMAO tim.


    A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
    12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

    Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
    the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....

    SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
    against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
    and THROWS it against the wall....

    Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
    hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????

    The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
    He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!

    or

    A woman is lying in her hospital bed after an intense
    12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

    When the baby is born, the nurse looks at the mother and says
    with a sad voice I am sorry, but your baby is stillborn.

    MAD with sorrow the mother THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
    against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
    and THROWS it against the wall....

    The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
    He wasn't DEAD !!!!!!!!!!
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • whalen
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 6593

      Good night GN where ever you are! In my heart I hope you are cuddled up with the wife and Kids in front of a warm fire with your slippers on all asleep and having bunny rabbit dreams! Sweet dreams!
      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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      • Roo
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 3446

        You lot are as Guay as the day is long. And I'm near the 47th parallel... the days are quite long. Like snusdog's schlong. Which stops to pee at the rest stop a few miles up the highway. Am I right Dog? In fact, every time you turn to the left I can see it on the horizon. I digress. I'm enjoying Odens EX Lös and a big bottle of limited edition La Grande Blanche Belgian Vit. And thinking about all of dirty things I'm going to do to GN. And Snusdog's schlong. Anything goes here, right fellas? Except hairy man ass. That's for Chad. Where is the Chadizzy #1? Beating off to the new Janet Jackson album?

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        • Experimental Monkey
          Member
          • Mar 2010
          • 795

          Originally posted by Snusdog View Post
          First Frosted where did you get that...............Are they selling it anywhere (besides the GN site which being in the USA I can't use at this time).....This is one I want to try.



          No we don't want it dead.................I promise you..............this thread is great

          Just try to keep your asses here (get it..........asses here.......no?...........sigh)

          Anyway..................all the moderators want is a just a bit of judgment on the part of the members (not much......mind you...........we're realistic)

          No nudity
          Nothing explicit
          Nothing illegal
          Nothing on every thread in the site

          given that..............have at it

          nash got a little vacation for a series of envelope pushing events that were spilling out onto the rest of the forum and chatbox.............mainly it was dropping the "N" word, Tagging LOG as "Big V....." and finally responding to one of the mod's request that he tone things down a bit by posting a porn site that had under aged girls.

          Have fun.............just use your head.............. and remember being a site for adults and being vulgar are not the same thing

          We can be the first.............without becoming the second
          The tagging lawofficegirl as big vagina part is hilarious, I'm sorry. Take a joke, people. Nash is a great contributor to this forum who is a true ambassador of snus. Not a wish washy here today, gone tomorrow charity case.

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          • Snusdog
            Member
            • Jun 2008
            • 6752

            Originally posted by Roo View Post
            the days are quite long. Like snusdog's schlong.
            Ooooh damnnnn

            I know he didn't just post that

            Well it could be worse................at least the world is ending tomorrow.........................

            so it should only be a few hours ...............of....................T-TOTAL HELL................... that I am going to catch from PP for that one



            the dog has left the building


            When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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            • Frosted
              Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 5798

              .................

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              • Rattlesnake
                Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 891

                Originally posted by Frosted View Post
                .................

                Frosted on his period!!!

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                • Frosted
                  Member
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 5798

                  lol

                  I wrote something and decided to delete it.

                  Whalen moment.

                  I brought something up that was to do with another forum member and Odens and thought better of it. It's new to me you see.

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                  • Rattlesnake
                    Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 891

                    Originally posted by Frosted View Post
                    lol

                    I wrote something and decided to delete it.

                    Whalen moment.

                    I brought something up that was to do with another forum member and Odens and thought better of it. It's new to me you see.
                    How is your nose this morning?

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                    • Frosted
                      Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 5798

                      It's healing. I reckon it'll be alright by Wednesday lol.

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                      • timholian
                        Member
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1448

                        Hello all...... I sure do wish GN would pop in today and say Hi, Hello or kiss my arse. LoL

                        I also wish more snusers were on Twitter..... It's all part of my plan to take over the world with snus! See, the plan is... Wait who are you.... Why are you in my house? What are you doing with that gun? no, No, Tobacco Nazi please.."........................

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                        • Christi
                          Member
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 2104

                          Morning peeps...This is going to be a long day. At least I have Oden's to keep me from going totally insane from the kids screaming.

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                          • Frosted
                            Member
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 5798

                            Just give the kids Odens.

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                            • Fazer
                              Member
                              • May 2011
                              • 663

                              Originally posted by Christi
                              At least I have Oden's to keep me from going totally insane
                              I just had some of that for the first time, it's kinda nice

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                              • Frosted
                                Member
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 5798

                                Originally posted by Fazer
                                I just had some of that for the first time, it's kinda nice
                                What did you have Fazer?

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