The Never Ending Story

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  • captncaveman
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    • Jul 2008
    • 924

    #31
    broken shards of glass this is covered in feces and blood and is riddled with aids. He felt...

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    • CreteCoater
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      • Feb 2011
      • 304

      #32
      his testicles for lumps before....

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      • captncaveman
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        • Jul 2008
        • 924

        #33
        ejaculating into an empty mayonnaise jar that he is saving for..

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        • texasmade
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          • Jan 2009
          • 4159

          #34
          killthecan donations then realized his testicles WERE lumps and smashed them with a

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          • captncaveman
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            • Jul 2008
            • 924

            #35
            meat tenderizing hammer. He then extracted the lumps with a pair of pliers so he could..

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            • texasmade
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              • Jan 2009
              • 4159

              #36
              feed his wife whom happened to be the offspring of hannibal lector

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              • CreteCoater
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                • Feb 2011
                • 304

                #37
                An interesting sidenote......

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                • texasmade
                  Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4159

                  #38
                  Before being the daughter of hannibal lector, Lindsay Lohan was in league with the us government owned mexican drug cartel.

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                  • CreteCoater
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                    • Feb 2011
                    • 304

                    #39
                    Firecrotch is part of the Vegan diet even though.....

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                    • texasmade
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                      • Jan 2009
                      • 4159

                      #40
                      the burning feeling it gives comes from the huge amount of

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                      • snusjus
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                        • Jun 2008
                        • 2674

                        #41
                        gonorrhea he contracted from a run-down strip club in Detroit. On second thought, it could have been from...

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                        • captncaveman
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                          • Jul 2008
                          • 924

                          #42
                          inferior ginger genetics. Also know as gingervitis.

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                          • texasmade
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                            • Jan 2009
                            • 4159

                            #43
                            He went to the doctor and shouted

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                            • fishmeat
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                              • Feb 2011
                              • 767

                              #44
                              Praise Geebus and Allah too. Because it was the night before Christmas...

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                              • chadizzy1
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                                • May 2009
                                • 7432

                                #45
                                when all through the house....

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