The Never Ending Story

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  • bpc720
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    • Dec 2010
    • 188

    #136
    and uproot the closet snusing socialist scumbag tobacco nazis so that they can be taken to PPs house...where he will

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    • CreteCoater
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      • Feb 2011
      • 304

      #137
      ...exchange leftover skin from a recent sex change surgery......

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      • devilock76
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        • Aug 2010
        • 1737

        #138
        that went awry due to ...

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        • precious007
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          • Sep 2010
          • 5885

          #139
          the withdrawal from snus and then

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          • devilock76
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            • Aug 2010
            • 1737

            #140
            a great light (or maybe 3) shone in the sky and down came ...

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            • nicodude
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              • Jan 2011
              • 688

              #141
              jesus to get himself a can of odens extreme, however during his descent he was burned by the military flares and decided to...

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              • fishmeat
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                • Feb 2011
                • 767

                #142
                stop drop and roll on the ground until he was extinguished. Next thing you know, Osama bin Laden appeared out...

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                • Frosted
                  Member
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 5798

                  #143
                  of Jesus's bumhole and said "allah Snackbar, it stinks up there." He then ran to find another hiding place in.............

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                  • russki
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                    • Jan 2011
                    • 464

                    #144
                    hell, also known as Brussels, where he began...

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                    • Frosted
                      Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 5798

                      #145
                      masturbating furiously until it spurted out all over...................

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                      • CoderGuy
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                        • Jul 2009
                        • 2679

                        #146
                        the swimsuit models walking by, which immediately caused them to...

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                        • Frosted
                          Member
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 5798

                          #147
                          slip over and yell "Look! it's like a penis only smaller". The models couldn't get up it was so slippery so they..............

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                          • EricHill78
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                            • Jun 2010
                            • 4253

                            #148


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                            • CoderGuy
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                              • Jul 2009
                              • 2679

                              #149
                              rode each other down the walk until they hit the gravel. Meanwhile the dogs that had been watching this happen suddenly...

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                              • Frosted
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                                • Mar 2010
                                • 5798

                                #150
                                looked at each other and said "I'm not licking that cum off - I'll get stones in my mouth" so they decided to................

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