My Wife And I Are Going To The......

[Premium Parrots]

correct.

they can't know when the first attack will coome if you have a heart issue, when the second one will come either... they just speculate and it's nonsense to speculate.

I heard of someone live up to 70 and had 2 heart attacks.

I wish that were totally true.

My heart is pumping at 50%. I wore it out and theres no repairing it. There are other problems with it also. I feel the doctor probably knows best in this situation. But he can't be 100% accurate in his speculation. hopefully

[EricHill78]

Make sure to have the wife throw in a roll of yer coffee vanilla with ya.

[GN Tobacco Sweden AB]

funeral home tomorrow to get info and set up prepaid services etc. for me so she doesn't have to worry about that when my time comes.

This should be interesting.

Guess she decided not to flush me down the toilet when I pass on. woopie

PP if you die we close GN and come after you , did you decide the date:

[Premium Parrots]

PP if you die we close GN and come after you , did you decide the date:

whoa!! Thats not exactly a date I can predict Dear. Unless I find a razor blade or some bullets.


I suppose a rope will do.

[precious007]

or one can of Oden's Extreme ... same thing as the rope

lmao

[whalen]

or one can of Oden's Extreme ... same thing as the rope

lmao

Good one! I thought we had all decided to send you off on the mother of all Box Passes! The Box pass to hell, I have two cans of level to start it out! (sorry CJ).

[whalen]

A better idea for the wife would be to feed you to the parrots and just keep cashing the checks!

[Premium Parrots]

well the wife really didn't want to go. I went myself and got all the info. sonofabitch its a lot of coin just to be sent off. Found some nice boxes tho.

getting cremated and shipping my remains to V2 is starting to sound pretty appealing about now.

PP's Supreme Coffee/vanilla. Now with genuine PP bits. Sounding better all the time.

[whalen]

I went to a cremation in Bali - It is a very big party! They have a very healthy attitude towards it. Man I nearly bought the farm but I just keep deluding myself into the future. Nothing wrong with you that an eightball and a couple of Russian hookers couldn't fix! or a freezer full of Snus. And think of all those auction guays who just sit by the mail box fuming. And Chad runs amok, whoo..... take your medicine and stay out of politics!!!!!!

[AtreyuKun]

Luckily, I'm taken care of in that regard. The Creek Indian Tribe has me covered. I mean it's only $5,000, but that should buy me a decent pine box and a hunk of marble so I can write some dumb shit on.

*edit*
Course, I want to be cremated, or have my body sent to The Body Farm. That way my wife can keep all the money for herself.

[precious007]

Or less if your wife is up for some DIY work.

lol did I have to read this. :|

it's 1 AM here, lol

[Snusdog]

Woa................heavey thread.

PP take care of yourself.................snuson needs you.....................well.....................chad needs you

Anyway.......................sounds like it was a long day...........hope tomorrow is a bit more cheerful

Oh and when they ship you back to Il................................... with all that snus in your system.....................you do know it will have to be UPS

[whalen]

well the wife really didn't want to go. I went myself and got all the info. sonofabitch its a lot of coin just to be sent off. Found some nice boxes tho.

getting cremated and shipping my remains to V2 is starting to sound pretty appealing about now.

PP's Supreme Coffee/vanilla. Now with genuine PP bits. Sounding better all the time.

Ground control to Major Buzzkill! You are beginning to scare the children. First of all there are very few individuals Mature enough here (Moderators) to deal with this subject. Second, without you here we would just have to roll the site up and bag it. And you really should not encourage Chad like this! And think about the Parrots, sitting around all day moping. You really need to focus on the positive things..................

[Connavar]

it's always a good idea to do this as morbid as it seems, the cost is constantly going up on cremation and burial and it is one less thing to leave behind to be dealt with.i know about 10 years back my parents ran out of things to get each other for their anniversary, so they paid for each others cremations, heh

[truthwolf1]

Somebody was just talking to me about life insurance and now this.. Sorry PP,
but thanks for nothin! now we all get to self wallow in what is the eventual passage for all of us.

My gramps had serious congestive heart failure and lasted a decade longer then most doctors expected.