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  • Ansel
    Member
    • Feb 2011
    • 3696

    Forget tobacco, ban sex!

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/0...72L6KR20110322

    Yep, it's bad for you too...
  • precious007
    Banned Users
    • Sep 2010
    • 5885

    #2
    this is idiotic honestly

    lmao these days just about everything is about to kill............ or "intended" to kill

    Even the oranges you buy in the stores "are infected" and dangerous LMAAOOO

    What it does mean is that people who do not exercise regularly need to start any exercise program slowly, gradually increasing the intensity of the workout over time.
    This bit sounds like one of those "FOR DUMMIES" education looool.

    Reuters should put their editors and idiotic studies up their ass. In this century people aren't even having sex as they used to in the past, there a gazillion of reason of why the sexual life in many individuals suffers this days..... many couples are having sex twice or three times a month, that ain't going to kill no one.

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    • Ansel
      Member
      • Feb 2011
      • 3696

      #3
      At least you'd go out with a bang...

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      • LaZeR
        Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 3994

        #4
        Does whacking off count?

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        • pris

          #5
          I can just see the compulsory warning messages the governments will make you have tattooed onto your bits...

          'Use of the this equipment can cause heart attack and is addictive'



          Originally posted by Ansel View Post

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          • Rattlesnake
            Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 891

            #6
            Originally posted by pris View Post
            I can just see the compulsory warning messages the governments will make you have tattooed onto your bits...

            'Use of the this equipment can cause heart attack and is addictive'

            Now that was funny Pris.

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            • precious007
              Banned Users
              • Sep 2010
              • 5885

              #7
              Originally posted by LaZeR View Post
              Does whacking off count?
              No, it's not as harmless.

              You can control the heart attack, LMAAOOOOO

              But be careful jacking off can cause cancer in some cases. :^) (reuters reported)

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              • Ansel
                Member
                • Feb 2011
                • 3696

                #8
                "If there's any attractive girls reading this who are BTEC certified in health and safety - i'm in my bedroom all night if you want to carry out a risk assessment." said one onlooker.

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                • snusjus
                  Member
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 2674

                  #9
                  Hmmmm... maybe I should tone down on my "jack rabbit" technique in bed. I'll take things slower for now on. Premium Parrots will be glad to know.

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                  • AtreyuKun
                    Member
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 1223

                    #10
                    Personally, I can't think of a better way to die.

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                    • TommyGunBC
                      Member
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 268

                      #11
                      gonna try and have a heart attack tonight !!

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                      • Premium Parrots
                        Super Moderators
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 9758

                        #12
                        Originally posted by precious007 View Post

                        Reuters should put their editors and idiotic studies up their ass. In this century people aren't even having sex as they used to in the past, there a gazillion of reason of why the sexual life in many individuals suffers this days..... many couples are having sex twice or three times a month, that ain't going to kill no one.
                        speak for yourself. or get a new GF.

                        For us its every other day or I divorce the wench

                        @ snusjus........screw you
                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • precious007
                          Banned Users
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 5885

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                          speak for yourself. or get a new GF.

                          For us its every other day or I divorce the wench

                          @ snusjus........screw you
                          PP

                          I am talking about the lot I know... not about me.. :^) I do it more often than that looool

                          I was actually talking about busy schedules and stuff.... people don't get to have sex that often anymore.................

                          wrench
                          LMAAOO !

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                          • Premium Parrots
                            Super Moderators
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 9758

                            #14
                            if I couldn't have sex I wouldn't get any exercise......except running to the bathroom all the time

                            My cartiolgist recommended sex for exercise. So, I'm just following Doctors orders
                            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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