Here is a story about Snu Snu. The snusing bear. One day Snu Snu was walking through the woods with a fat upper lip that was filled with a snus in. As he was walking along he noticed a lil blonde girl crying. "Whats wrong wit chu", said Snu Snu. "Some family of bears kicked me out of their bear house!", exclaimed the blonde. "Well", said Snu Snu, "why did they kick you out? And whats your name?"
The lil blonde girl pondered the question for a second, deciding if she should trust this big snussing bear. "My name is Goldie Lockson", she finally answered, "and they kicked me out because I ate their bear baby."
"Ate a baby bear", thought Snu Snu, "this girl is either really hungry and retarded, or she is very hungry and brave." So Snu Snu had to ask, "Why the hell would you eat a baby bear!!!!"
"Well", Goldie Lockson started, "he got all up in my griddles, and I had to teach him a lesson." Well this angered Snu Snu quite a bit. "Eating bears?? I should eat you!!!"
And Snu Snu the snussing bear became a girl eater. Years later a park ranger had to put old Snu Snu down. Once he ate lil Goldie Lockson he would always eat a human a day. Then follow it up with a snus.
Yes I know its not the best story ever. But hey! I was under a time constrant and wanted to finish before my relief got here. Lol
The lil blonde girl pondered the question for a second, deciding if she should trust this big snussing bear. "My name is Goldie Lockson", she finally answered, "and they kicked me out because I ate their bear baby."
"Ate a baby bear", thought Snu Snu, "this girl is either really hungry and retarded, or she is very hungry and brave." So Snu Snu had to ask, "Why the hell would you eat a baby bear!!!!"
"Well", Goldie Lockson started, "he got all up in my griddles, and I had to teach him a lesson." Well this angered Snu Snu quite a bit. "Eating bears?? I should eat you!!!"
And Snu Snu the snussing bear became a girl eater. Years later a park ranger had to put old Snu Snu down. Once he ate lil Goldie Lockson he would always eat a human a day. Then follow it up with a snus.
Yes I know its not the best story ever. But hey! I was under a time constrant and wanted to finish before my relief got here. Lol
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