Snu Snu! The snusing Bear!!

[Froofather]

Here is a story about Snu Snu. The snusing bear. One day Snu Snu was walking through the woods with a fat upper lip that was filled with a snus in. As he was walking along he noticed a lil blonde girl crying. "Whats wrong wit chu", said Snu Snu. "Some family of bears kicked me out of their bear house!", exclaimed the blonde. "Well", said Snu Snu, "why did they kick you out? And whats your name?"
The lil blonde girl pondered the question for a second, deciding if she should trust this big snussing bear. "My name is Goldie Lockson", she finally answered, "and they kicked me out because I ate their bear baby."
"Ate a baby bear", thought Snu Snu, "this girl is either really hungry and retarded, or she is very hungry and brave." So Snu Snu had to ask, "Why the hell would you eat a baby bear!!!!"
"Well", Goldie Lockson started, "he got all up in my griddles, and I had to teach him a lesson." Well this angered Snu Snu quite a bit. "Eating bears?? I should eat you!!!"

And Snu Snu the snussing bear became a girl eater. Years later a park ranger had to put old Snu Snu down. Once he ate lil Goldie Lockson he would always eat a human a day. Then follow it up with a snus.

Yes I know its not the best story ever. But hey! I was under a time constrant and wanted to finish before my relief got here. Lol

[jdman321]

Every time I hear snu snu I think of giant cave women.

[EricHill78]

Whatever you are smoking or taking you need to share lol

[Kstolen23]

What kind of snus?

[whalen]

That's what you get for getting up in them Griddles!

[SmokedEuro]

Every time I hear snu snu I think of giant cave women.

Futurama Ftw!

[bpc720]

so goldie lockson got death by snu snu

[MrYUNO]

Snu Snu Bear, Y U NO eat government?

[Froofather]

Lol. Yes. Snu Snu was inspired by Futurama and a gentleman who was kind enough to point out that I was pronouncing snus incorrectly. Lol. Also, at the time of writing this mini story I was extremely tired and waiting for 11pm so I could go home. And Im not sure what kinda snus. I live in the South and everyone here sells Marlboro and Camel. At the time I was writing the story I was snussing Camel Frost. So I guess he was snussing Camel Frost. Snu Snu cant have what Froofather cant have. Lol. Im unhappy with the story so I shall be typing another Snu Snu story soon.

Thanks for the feedback everyone.