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  • triplethreat675
    Member
    • Jan 2011
    • 64

    Lets play a little game

    Heres the deal you are selected to participate in a new gameshow. twenty people are locked in a Home Depot and the doors will not unlock until there is only one person left standing. How do you A) stay alive and B) eliminate everyone else. Everything within the home depot is fair game. Lets see whos got the best game plan.... and GO
  • GoVegan
    Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 5603

    #2
    Have you been lowering you nicotine intake lately?

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      #3
      Grabs a forklift, shoots for the chainsaws, takes a big one to the tool rental for fuel and hunts everyone else down making sure the forks on the forklift on at the precise height to take ppl down quickly. If they happen to sidestep me I reach over and nail em with the chainsaw. that was easy. done
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • LawOfficeGirl82
        Member
        • Apr 2011
        • 135

        #4
        Originally posted by GoVegan View Post
        Have you been lowering you nicotine intake lately?
        lmao!

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        • triplethreat675
          Member
          • Jan 2011
          • 64

          #5
          Great start PP...but its a good thing I sprinted for the air tools and a ladder. With my trusty air powered nail gun and a ladder I would be sitting in the rafters raining nails from above. I dare you to try and unplug my compressor...

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          • triplethreat675
            Member
            • Jan 2011
            • 64

            #6
            Originally posted by GoVegan View Post
            Have you been lowering you nicotine intake lately?
            Not at all in fact im sitting here contemplating my next move and enjoying a thunder coola...

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              #7
              unfortunately for you I picked a forklift with a roof on it so your nails are useless. I headed over and knocked down your ladder just after I cut the hose to your compressor. Then flashed over to the paint dept to blast thru the mineral spirts and turpentine to bust em all open. Tosses a match and watches the flames shoot to the "rafters". Gettin warm up there yet?
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • montanalogger
                Member
                • Apr 2011
                • 32

                #8
                Make fertilizer bombs, rig the entire store where nobody can find the bombs, and run like hell to hide in the carpet department to cushion myself from explosions

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                • triplethreat675
                  Member
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 64

                  #9
                  Thank god I had enough compressor hose to tie it off and slide back down to ground level. I see a fire extinguisher handy (thanks OSHA) and blast you in the face. Doesnt kill you but stuns you just long enough for me to slash a tire or two and get the hell away from you. I see the breaker box, figure out the path to the bathroom and throwthe master. Lights out with the exception of your raging fire and occasional blasts from the fertilizer bombs. I make it to the bathrooms and lie in wait with a clean supply of oxygen coming through the vents. I imagine the rest of you are feeling pretty woozy with all the fumes and smoke...

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                  • precious007
                    Banned Users
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 5885

                    #10
                    Originally posted by GoVegan View Post
                    Have you been lowering you nicotine intake lately?
                    LMAOOOO !

                    I have been on 2 - 3 portions/pinches of DIP

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                    • Owens187
                      Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 1547

                      #11
                      Umm, I had my CC .45 on me when I came in.

                      I win.

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                      • WickedKitchen
                        Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2528

                        #12
                        I'd go for one of the electric reciprocating saws. There's no fuel kept in HD enough to run a chainsaw for long enough to kill 19 people. With it I could also build a pneumatic gun of sorts with the CO2 from PP's forklift...if I could get him off...shouldn't be hard...gahfaw gahfaw. Then I'd run over to the hatchets and start throwing them. And I'd make a javelin out of some copper piping. It'll go right through the side of a fridge so don't even think of hiding in there. I'll skewer ya.

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                        • whalen
                          Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 6593

                          #13
                          Well there is fuel in cans at HD, premix cans in fact 50:1 synthetic. So PP is in play.

                          I stroll over and get a respirator, grab the bleach, off to pool supplies and chlorine. Its all over in there in a matter of minutes. But I stop to spend some quality time with PP's Chainsaw!

                          Hell Muriatic acid and Chlorine is pretty fast too.
                          wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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