Heres the deal you are selected to participate in a new gameshow. twenty people are locked in a Home Depot and the doors will not unlock until there is only one person left standing. How do you A) stay alive and B) eliminate everyone else. Everything within the home depot is fair game. Lets see whos got the best game plan.... and GO
Lets play a little game
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Grabs a forklift, shoots for the chainsaws, takes a big one to the tool rental for fuel and hunts everyone else down making sure the forks on the forklift on at the precise height to take ppl down quickly. If they happen to sidestep me I reach over and nail em with the chainsaw. that was easy. doneGrant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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unfortunately for you I picked a forklift with a roof on it so your nails are useless. I headed over and knocked down your ladder just after I cut the hose to your compressor. Then flashed over to the paint dept to blast thru the mineral spirts and turpentine to bust em all open. Tosses a match and watches the flames shoot to the "rafters". Gettin warm up there yet?Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Thank god I had enough compressor hose to tie it off and slide back down to ground level. I see a fire extinguisher handy (thanks OSHA) and blast you in the face. Doesnt kill you but stuns you just long enough for me to slash a tire or two and get the hell away from you. I see the breaker box, figure out the path to the bathroom and throwthe master. Lights out with the exception of your raging fire and occasional blasts from the fertilizer bombs. I make it to the bathrooms and lie in wait with a clean supply of oxygen coming through the vents. I imagine the rest of you are feeling pretty woozy with all the fumes and smoke...
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I'd go for one of the electric reciprocating saws. There's no fuel kept in HD enough to run a chainsaw for long enough to kill 19 people. With it I could also build a pneumatic gun of sorts with the CO2 from PP's forklift...if I could get him off...shouldn't be hard...gahfaw gahfaw. Then I'd run over to the hatchets and start throwing them. And I'd make a javelin out of some copper piping. It'll go right through the side of a fridge so don't even think of hiding in there. I'll skewer ya.
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Well there is fuel in cans at HD, premix cans in fact 50:1 synthetic. So PP is in play.
I stroll over and get a respirator, grab the bleach, off to pool supplies and chlorine. Its all over in there in a matter of minutes. But I stop to spend some quality time with PP's Chainsaw!
Hell Muriatic acid and Chlorine is pretty fast too.wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!
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