World to End Saturday, May 21, 2011

[TheOneandOnly]

Supposed bible numerical codes - May 21, 2011
Mayans - Dec 21, 2012 ( awesome how they could not predict the Spanish come and kill them all )
Nostradamus - 3797, long ways away..

[mh_logic]

mayans - dec 21, 2012 ( awesome how they could not predict the spanish come and kill them all )

lmao!

[ChaoticGemini]

Well, I would have said that about that time I would probably be enjoying a Toboca portion, but after this comment:

Who cares?

Odin will protect us all!

I almost feel compelled to dig out a can of kanel from the freezer.

[jagmanss]

All this Rapture talk...one can only hope!! I'm tired!!

[EricHill78]

Im assuming were safe now... its after midnight in Europe.. unless there is a certain time lol

[crazedcanuck]

Damit, someone on TV tonight just raised the question in view of this news why did I decide to play the lottery over the weekend?

Exactly what crossed my mind... my luck is that I will win tonight and be killed tomorrow afternoon

[Roo]

The Mark Of The Beast is gonna look sweet on my forehead tomorrow. See you all in Hell, mother****ers.

[GoVegan]

This is good news! I was going to pay some bills online tonight but I guess I can skip them now.

[EricHill78]

The Mark Of The Beast is gonna look sweet on my forehead tomorrow. See you all in Hell, mother****ers.

[desirexe]

I voted YES because I heard that it was supposed to be a cold, icky day so no outdoor activities for me. Just a coincidence that it happens to be "Judgement Day 5/21/11." So..is the other Judgment Day in 2012 still on the calendar or has this voided that prediction??

[sgreger1]

It is supposed to start at 6pm on may 21st which is somewhere in new zealand or something and equates to I believe 9pm my time. Well it's 9:38 and I ain't turned on the news so either i'm missing the end of the world or we're okay lol.

Jesus told his own disciples they would witness the rapture, each book of the bible was written at a different time and for a different audience. Again, Jesus himself said that the rapture would happen in his "children's" lifetime and that was like 2 thousand years ago, I think we can all breathe easy now.


Anyways, this guy is gonna feel hella stupid tomorrow, I hear on the radio they interviewed a BUNCH of his followers and they are so convinced that they couldn't even imagine a scenario where the world doesn't end today. They must all be collectively feeling stupid right now, can't wait to see how they explain this one away.

Funny thing is that it's supposed to start as earthquakes at 6pm and as 6pm rolls through the different timezones earthquakes will happen everywhere at 6pm for each respective region. How ****ing hilarious would it be if there was some minor earthquake at some point between today and tomorrow anywhere on earth. These people would be all like "oh shit it's for real!!!!!"

Really though, I heard the followers of this church and they are so for real, they could NOT even answer the question "what if it doesn't happen"? Because they were so convinced that it would happen that they couldn't even address the question.

[sgreger1]

The Mark Of The Beast is gonna look sweet on my forehead tomorrow. See you all in Hell, mother****ers.

Yah and only 200 million "christians" will be saved. This guy says that the church is corrupt so regular christians can't go. Of all people who have ever lived, only 200 million will go to heaven. If weirdos like this are the ones who are gonna staff heaven after the apocalypse, than i'm with you Roo baby i'll see you at the bar at high noon in hell and we'll get out tripple 6 tats after we get smashed.

All the cool people would go to hell by any christian standard. Heaven would be way too lame, have to spend every day with that dude from the 700 club and shit, **** that. .

[EricHill78]

Look at the size of the dude's ears! He can pick up Sirrius radio on those things.

[Frosted]

good morning!!!!!! Why am i still alive?????

[Redbeard]

This is one of the things that has always bothered me about religion and christianity specifically. To them, the bible is the infallible word of god, but yet they pick and choose what to believe or just blatantly ignore what's in it.

Either way, good post, Redbeard.

Thanks. I'm of the opinion that absolute certitude in anything is, at best, shortsighted.

good morning!!!!!! Why am i still alive?????

Because it isn't 6 pm in the UK, yet. Worry not, you British heathens will get yours, too. LOL