Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
I'd tap that in an instant, the crazy ones are ALWAYS the best in bed, despite what others may say, and if your lonely one night just go outside to your bedroom window, she'll be out there smoking and watching you sleep, just invite her in for some pizza and sex!
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