A solution for meat that is environmentally friendly and compassionate.

[snusgetter]

The desserts sound yummy :^D

Compared to the Turd Burgers, these might be considered 'good shit'!!

[Frosted]

Urgh. Although it remind me of this book.

PMSL @ the last comment on the book.....

"These recipes are a load of wank".

[EricHill78]

Urgh. Although it remind me of this book.

Lmao "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."

No crap I just made some last night

[Premium Parrots]

Lmao "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."

No crap I just ate some last night

there....I fixed that for you

[Mawdryn]

there....I fixed that for you

I laughed out loud, in spite of the demented pig...

[sgreger1]

Omg, as soon as I saw the first page of this thread I knew Natural Harvest would get brought up at some point. Classic.

You know who doesn't care about the environment? The environment...
You know who doesn't think twice before eating what it is genetically predisposed to eating? Every single animal that ever existed...

What is it with humans thinking that eating meat is bad? We are not herbavores, protien is just hard to come by in the jungle so we are built to be able to process the greens if need be but damn who would have though 10k years ago that some day people would voluntarilly give up eating meat and start eating their own turds instead?

Could you imagine telling that to Pharao? I mean imagine he calls up his chief sorcerer and is like "fortell for me the future my dear wizard", and the guy looks in his crystal ball and is like "It... it just kinda looks like shit... (south park reference). Meat is plentifull in the future my lord, the days of man laboring and hunting are over and meat comes in endless quantities to all those who desire it, but despite this they have decided to eat their own turds instead."


I just pray to god that Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom don't mandate that this be the new healthy standard here in the bay area. I could see them spending 20 billion dollars on ad campaigns trying to convince people that eating turd burgers is the only way to save the planet. To each their own though, i've seen people eat weirder things.








I mean soylent green wasn't even this bad. I would be down with cannabalism before I ate someone elses turd.

[Bigblue1]

So are we gonna merge this thread with the I shit my Pants thread............

[sgreger1]

So are we gonna merge this thread with the I shit my Pants thread............

Lol, finaly technology has come up with a way to recycle all of those pesky sharts you've had over the years. Now you need not fear shitting your pants, every time you find some warm brown squeaking through the old chocolate starfish by surprise, you can just say to yourself "Well it looks like I know what's for dinner tonight!"

[Frosted]

Maybe those 2 girls 1 cup were pioneers.

[EricHill78]

Maybe those 2 girls 1 cup were pioneers.

Lmao +1 maybe the company will hire them for the ad campaign..

[WickedKitchen]

It's friggin' gross. I mean, I'd prolly give it a go but I'd have a serious conflict inside my head. It's like your saliva...you swallow pints of it on a daily basis, but spit into a spoon and immediately put it back in your mouth...it's weird. The brain says no, this isn't right.

[Frosted]

It's friggin' gross. I mean, I'd prolly give it a go but I'd have a serious conflict inside my head. It's like your saliva...you swallow pints of it on a daily basis, but spit into a spoon and immediately put it back in your mouth...it's weird. The brain says no, this isn't right.

If Charlize Theron spat in a spoon I'd have a bloody good go at it.

[Frosted]

...........on the other hand there's this lady below (don't worry, it's safe for the forum).
This is so incredibly ridiculous I found it hilarious - it's seriously a must watch - she's German.....of course.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfd_1287552062

[Premium Parrots]

...........on the other hand there's this lady below (don't worry, it's safe for the forum).
This is so incredibly ridiculous I found it hilarious - it's seriously a must watch - she's German.....of course.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfd_1287552062

go ahead Frosted.......give her a big kiss with tonge mate

[GoVegan]

If Charlize Theron spat in a spoon I'd have a bloody good go at it.

Would you eat her steak?