Too much snus? .... Or not enough snus??

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  • snusgetter
    Member
    • May 2010
    • 10903

    Too much snus? .... Or not enough snus??

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    Masturbating man reported for 'moaning louder than an animal'

    A man has been reported to the authorities by his neighbours in Malmö after they tired of his noisy masturbation habits, which they report can disturb the peace at any time of the day or night.

    Neighbours of the man, who is resident in the Rosengård area of Malmö, had long suffered due to his tendency to watch television at high volumes.

    But it was his screaming orgasms as he pleasured himself that really rubbed his neighbours up the wrong way, according to the local Sydsvenskan daily.

    ... The neighbours decided to take the matter into their own hands...


    At first I thought this dude might be from Denmark where snus is reportedly hard to get. But Malmö, in the southernmost province of Scania, is the third most populous city in Sweden, after Stockholm and Gothenburg.

    Leads me to believe that he might be overdosing on snus!
  • c.nash
    Banned Users
    • May 2010
    • 3511

    #2
    Maybe he's just.... weird... haha

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    • Thraxy
      Member
      • Jul 2011
      • 194

      #3
      He must have an awesome hand...

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      • CoderGuy
        Member
        • Jul 2009
        • 2679

        #4
        Originally posted by Thraxy
        He must have an awesome hand...
        LOL I was thinking the same thing, damn! I'm jealous. I my hand constantly has a headache.

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        • BlueSaint
          Member
          • May 2011
          • 195

          #5
          It's Rosengård, where the major population are immigrants. (Up to 90% and over) And what I've seen people from Middle East hardly never use snus here in Sweden, so maybe it's a reaction after lack of Hookah?

          But sure, it could be snus because of his orgasm or what the f0ck it was. Thats totally impossible without snus!

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          • jagmanss
            Member
            • Jul 2010
            • 12213

            #6
            Originally posted by Thraxy
            He must have an awesome hand...
            Or one hell of a fleshlight.....

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            • shikitohno
              Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 1156

              #7
              Maybe he wears a velvet glove on that hand? Probably a bit hard to explain any stains if that were the case, though.

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