Manscaping.......NSFW......most likely.

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  • Monkey
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 3290

    #76
    Originally posted by Roo
    I shoulda listened to you Dog. Picturing hairy-ass Mike is one thing, but a self-guided mental virtual-tour of his nether-regions in WAY more than I bargained for. Y'all spend way too much time with a razor in one hand and your dong in the other. And too much time entertaining the notion that a woman will appreciate (or even bear witness) to these frightful endeavors.
    I do it for my own comfort and joy.

    I stopped doing things I ::think:: women in general will like that I don't care to do years ago.....

    Now, if I am involved with a woman and she says to stop shaving my nuts.....well tough.

    I like having a shorn scrotum.....Florida is hot.

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    • c.nash
      Banned Users
      • May 2010
      • 3511

      #77
      Originally posted by Monkey
      I like having a shorn scrotum.....Florida is hot.
      There we go!
      And every once in awhile sprinkle some gold bond powder down there and you're ****ing GOLDEN!

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      • EricHill78
        Member
        • Jun 2010
        • 4253

        #78
        Originally posted by Monkey
        I do it for my own comfort and joy.

        I stopped doing things I ::think:: women in general will like that I don't care to do years ago.....

        Now, if I am involved with a woman and she says to stop shaving my nuts.....well tough.

        I like having a shorn scrotum.....Florida is hot.
        Some women dont like the feeling of being with a 7 year old

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        • c.nash
          Banned Users
          • May 2010
          • 3511

          #79
          Originally posted by EricHill78
          Some women dont like the feeling of being with a 7 year old
          If a 7 year old has a unit like mine... GOD BLESS HIM.
          A porn company needs to sign that kid immediately because he will be a MONSTER. lol

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          • chadizzy1
            Member
            • May 2009
            • 7432

            #80
            Originally posted by c.nash
            There we go!
            And every once in awhile sprinkle some gold bond powder down there and you're ****ing GOLDEN!
            Use Balla powder. It's much better.

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            • c.nash
              Banned Users
              • May 2010
              • 3511

              #81
              Originally posted by chadizzy1
              Use Balla powder. It's much better.
              WTF is Balla powder?
              Sounds like some untested, indian powder that will rot your junk off.

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              • chadizzy1
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 7432

                #82
                Originally posted by c.nash
                WTF is Balla powder?
                Sounds like some untested, indian powder that will rot your junk off.
                Google it.
                It's expensive but much better than Gold Bond.

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                • sirloot
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 2607

                  #83
                  Balla Power .. will make yer balls the size of Grapefruits !

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                  • c.nash
                    Banned Users
                    • May 2010
                    • 3511

                    #84
                    Originally posted by sirloot
                    Balla Power .. will make yer balls the size of Grapefruits !
                    I'm happy with the size of my testiculars. Thanks.

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                    • ABW
                      Member
                      • May 2011
                      • 793

                      #85
                      Sounds like some kinda pimp powder for your nuts...

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                      • Snusdog
                        Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 6752

                        #86
                        balla powder................well............. I guess they had to find something to do with all the manscaping mishaps

                        might as well call it what it is..............kind of the same marketing idea behind the name.............."orange juice"
                        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                        • GoVegan
                          Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 5603

                          #87
                          Originally posted by ABW
                          Kinda looks like Rick Charles...
                          Now thats funny!

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                          • EricHill78
                            Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 4253

                            #88
                            Good lord manscapin aint that complicated! 5 pages? Gohlee

                            Rick James? ... Rick Charles bitch!

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                            • rickcharles606
                              Member
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 2307

                              #89
                              Originally posted by ABW
                              Kinda looks like Rick Charles...

                              Now ABW...you told me that you ONLY wanted that picture of me to use during your jerkin sessions, and you've gone and made my shame public ;-)

                              Truth is...that dude has more hair on one of his legs than I do on my entire body...wtf?

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                              • rickcharles606
                                Member
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 2307

                                #90
                                Originally posted by EricHill78
                                Good lord manscapin aint that complicated! 5 pages? Gohlee

                                Rick James? ... Rick Charles bitch!

                                After Dave Chapelle did his "I"m Rick James Bitch" bit...I ran around saying "I'm Rick Charles bitch" for months. Now, only on special occassions ;-)

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