Earthquake Update
BREAKING NEWS: The President has just confirmed that the DC earthquake
occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's
Fault". The President also announced that the Secret Service and
Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious
ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was
caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's
Fault". The President also announced that the Secret Service and
Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious
ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was
caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
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