Brasilian boy dies of porn overdose

[shikitohno]

A 16 year old Brasilian boy died last month after engaging in a masturbatory marathon, going 42 times in a row without stopping. Nearly one million porn videos and 600,000 picture were found on his computer. His friends in the neighbourhood noted that his taste in women was completely without regard to just about any qualities, as long as they were women.

First link goes to Spanish news site, to back up this English language report from some random hip-hop site. Had he survived this session, I imagine he would've been quite popular with the ladies if word got out.

[sirloot]

42 times thats epic ! wait how do they know that ?

[devilock76]

42 times thats epic ! wait how do they know that ?

Thankfully it truly was spanish not portugese. My spanish is poor but if I am translating right it seems he recorded this with a web cam. That explains the count. Incidentally in english we spell it BraZil. Capital Z for emphasis.

Ken

[AtreyuKun]

42 times huh? That thing must have been as raw as an eel. Doesn't say what actually killed him. Heart attack? Dehydration? Muscle cramp? 42 times....he's lucky. When he gets to be my age, he'd only get to about 2 or 3.

[Bigblue1]

Next time I rub one out, I'm doing it in tribute to this Kid. Because he's

[shikitohno]

Thankfully it truly was spanish not portugese. My spanish is poor but if I am translating right it seems he recorded this with a web cam. That explains the count. Incidentally in english we spell it BraZil. Capital Z for emphasis.

Ken

Eh, I know it's supposed to be a z, but I was feeling like sticking to the s for the hell of it. And it says he asked some of his friends to connect to his web cam so they could observe him. Either he was recording it, or he had a very bored/creepy friend. "Yeah, was nothing to do that night, so I just counted how many Mateo could go before giving up."

[snusjus]

Too bad he passed before being legal age; he could have "served" his talents in the "video" industry.

[Snusdog]

well..................... at least now we know what happened to laz

Horny little monkey

[Premium Parrots]

good to know that I better stop at 41 times

[shikitohno]

PP, I think you might be okay to break his record. After all, practice makes perfect, and you've probably got a couple years more practice than he did.

I kid, but seriously, that guy made up in intensity what he lacked in longevity, I'd imagine. If this was a daily routine to go for 42, and he started at 13, and averaged 42 times a day without skipping any days, in three years he'd have gotten off as much as a once a day guy would in just under 126 years, accounting for leap years.

[snusgetter]

Didn't know if he was coming or going.........

"after engaging in a masturbatory marathon, going 42 times in a row without stopping."

[Xakz]

story is fake. it comes from a satire based Brazilian web site similar to The Onion.

[shikitohno]

Ah, that kind of ruins it. Suppose that's an issue with finding stories on news sites from other countries without really knowing the source.

[lxskllr]

I thought the number 42 was a little suspicious :^D

[shikitohno]

Thought it was too high, or too perfect for a Hitchhiker's Guide joke? I know someone's seen this story and took 42 as a challenge to beat.