Research Discovers Absolute Weakness in Women

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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    #1

    Research Discovers Absolute Weakness in Women

    Women show great power over men and defy all attempts to reveal a weakness, until now.

    For centuries man has struggled with the power that women have over them. The male intellect once thought that a woman’s weakness was man himself, but time after time this has been proven incorrect, as the female can take or leave any man at will. Our research however has finally identified the absolute weakness in women, a flaw in which she is powerless to resist.

    Long it has been considered that women have no weakness other than all the bright and shiny things, again this has been knocked down since she can resist a diamond if it is too small or prefers platinum over gold. There must be one weakness that a woman can not control and succumbs too. There had to one thing that would cause her to submit to an overpowering force or yield to her overwhelming desire and cause her to give up and give in to man.

    Believe it or not the absolute weakness of the female is the camera. The lens seems to cause her to immediately go into a trance like state when she sees it. Why do girls strike a pose anytime, anywhere when the camera comes out? Our research shows without question, when women see a camera they are completely unable to resist posing.

    To prove our findings we conducted another scientific women’s weakness test. This latest research was to capture the females’ reactions at her most vulnerable state which would prove beyond question of our initial findings that women can not control the desire to pose in cute fashion for the camera.
    Recorded proof of our scientific findings of a woman’s weakness is shown below. Men may now use this knowledge to better defend him. Always keep the camera close, use it to end arguments or quiet a room. Simply aim the camera and say ‘smile’, she will stop whatever she is doing and strike a pose. So remember, a woman’s weakness is in the lens, she is totally powerless and unable not to pose for camera.
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    The very first reaction test with female, revealed our lab data accurate as Guinea pig posed instantly

    Findings for test subject #301 - girls reaction indifferent than past subjects, shows typical female response to camera stimuli


    Research test subject 5072 reveals more proof that our findings have strong bases and points to the absolute weakness of the female

    Test subject female poses without thought. Her reaction is instant and unable to resist being cute for the photographer.

    Conclusion- All women 100% show an absolute weakness to camera stimuli. When all subjects were exposed to said stimuli, 6,000 out of 6,000 experimental subjects, produced photogenic poses without thought. The data recorded and documented reveals once and for all the absolute weakness in the female. Now as men and scientists it is our DUTY to pass this monumental discovery on to our fellow man, so do your part, tell your buddies.
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  • shikitohno
    Member
    • Jul 2009
    • 1156

    #2
    I thought for sure their weakness would be hearing, "No, your ass doesn't look big in those pants, it is big."
    Seems to be a one-hit kill.

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    • Mdisch
      Member
      • Jul 2011
      • 805

      #3
      Originally posted by shikitohno
      I thought for sure their weakness would be hearing, "No, your ass doesn't look big in those pants, it is big."
      Seems to be a one-hit kill.
      That's how I usually end relationships if I don't want to be too direct.
      Works like a charm

      Also great story, I'll keep my camera handy!

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9760

        #4
        my good looks and sparkling personality seem to be the biggest weakness with the gals that I know.
        can't blame them tho.



        just sayin
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Monkey
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 3290

          #5
          ......doesn't always work when they are naked though.......

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          • Thraxy
            Member
            • Jul 2011
            • 194

            #6
            You know what women really can't resist? Chloroform, the drug of love

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            • Mdisch
              Member
              • Jul 2011
              • 805

              #7
              Or rohypnol... Also pretty good

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              • Thraxy
                Member
                • Jul 2011
                • 194

                #8
                Or go clubbing... caveman style

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                • WickedKitchen
                  Member
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2528

                  #9
                  the brain sorta flickers and shuts off for a while every now and again...that's a weakness too

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                  • sgreger1
                    Member
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 9451

                    #10
                    Originally posted by shikitohno
                    I thought for sure their weakness would be hearing, "No, your ass doesn't look big in those pants, it is big."
                    Seems to be a one-hit kill.
                    Amazon Review of Shikitohno's comment: *1 star. Would not recommend.

                    @Monkey: "......doesn't always work when they are naked though......."

                    The inverse of the above stated law is true when said woman is naked.

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