A Chicken Breed to Fit Your Need

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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
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    A Chicken Breed to Fit Your Need

    Mother Nature Network ^ | September 10, 2011 | Mother Nature Network

    You’ve decided to take the plunge and raise your own chickens. What’s next? In addition to building a chicken coop and mulling over the egg-eating options — scrambled or over-easy? — you need to consider what kind of chicken breed is right for you.

    There are 60 different breeds of chicken today, and each breed has unique qualities. Your decisions should be based on what you want (and don’t want) from a chicken. Are you hoping for steady egg production? Meat production? Both? Do you get a kick out of multi-colored eggs? Do you need a chicken guaranteed to thrive in your climate without overheating or getting frostbite? Or maybe you just want a friendly companion with gorgeous plumage?

    Whatever your preference, there is a breed that will fit your needs and wants.
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  • Thraxy
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    • Jul 2011
    • 194

    #2
    I need one that does the dishes and takes out the garbage. Which chicken breed is right for me?

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    • Mdisch
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      • Jul 2011
      • 805

      #3
      Homo Sapiens - Preferably female :P

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      • Thraxy
        Member
        • Jul 2011
        • 194

        #4
        Originally posted by Mdisch
        Homo Sapiens - Preferably female :P
        Got one of those. Doesn't perform the requested actions.

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        • Ainkor
          Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 1144

          #5
          Originally posted by Thraxy
          Got one of those. Doesn't perform the requested actions.
          Return her for a refund? Might have to give back the dowry, but hey, if it aint working, there should be some sort of a refund policy.

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          • Thraxy
            Member
            • Jul 2011
            • 194

            #6
            Originally posted by Ainkor
            Return her for a refund? Might have to give back the dowry, but hey, if it aint working, there should be some sort of a refund policy.
            Well normally I would, but she does make up for it with her other talents

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            • Snusdog
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              • Jun 2008
              • 6752

              #7
              I need one with great breasts and that will cluck on demand..................
              When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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