Usrsf

[wa3zrm]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US
Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These
southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan
knowing only these facts about terrorists:

1.The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in
Afghanistan to be over by Monday!

[Snusdog]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US
Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These
southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan
knowing only these facts about terrorists:

1.The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in
Afghanistan to be over by Monday!

Damn……………….so that’s where everybody is

[Mdisch]

Hell! Sounds like a unit that'll get it all fixed down there!
I'd love to party with those guys, but looking at the rise in hunting accidents I might not want to fight alongside 'em? :P