Bagpipes at a funeral

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  • wa3zrm
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Bagpipes at a funeral

    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

    I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

    I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

    And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

    As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

    Apparently I was still lost...
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  • Thraxy
    Member
    • Jul 2011
    • 194

    #2
    My kidneys hurt from laughting... lol

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    • EricHill78
      Member
      • Jun 2010
      • 4253

      #3
      Lmao that was awesome!! I needed a good laugh.

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9759

        #4
        Threads like this started by wa3zrm is precisely why I missed him for the short period he wasn't with us.

        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • snusgetter
          Member
          • May 2010
          • 10903

          #5
          Laughed so hard I still can barely see!!!

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          • Owens187
            Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 1547

            #6
            Now that shit was funny right there....

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            • CoderGuy
              Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 2679

              #7
              LMAO now That was funny lol

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              • sgreger1
                Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 9451

                #8
                If you play bagpipes when your septic tank is buried, you might be a redneck!

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