New US Symbol

[wa3zrm]

The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance…. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!

[GoVegan]

Yes, and unfortunately with Bush the condom broke.

[Nuusku]

Yes, and unfortunately with Bush the condom broke.

With Bush there where no condom.

[GoVegan]

Now if we can only get Boner, I mean Boehner, to wear one.