Are you Polish?

[wa3zrm]

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something."

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or, if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

[heders]

Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh!

[snusgetter]

BRAVO!!

[Premium Parrots]

lmao



reminds me of a joke my wifes late great aunt told me long ago.


How can you tell if a polish girl is wearing any underwear?


















check for dandruff on her shoes.









Don't blame me guays. Thats the joke as she told it. She was Italian..........


and she had a whole folder full of type written polish jokes. must be something special between the pols and the guappos.

[Joe234]

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Watch it! I'm 1/4 Polish.

[Premium Parrots]

yea.....no offense to the polish. I suppose any nationality could be used in that old ladys joke.



but she had hundreds of polish jokes.

[Joe234]

yea.....no offense to the polish. I suppose any nationality could be used in that old ladys joke.



but she had hundreds of polish jokes.

Doesn't bother me.

You know why he was stupid to be at Home Depot, don't you?

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I have the feeling I should be afraid to ask.......why?

[Joe234]

I have the feeling I should be afraid to ask.......why?

Seventy-three percent of the Home Depot's campaign contributions went to Republican candidates in the 2005-2006 US elections. "Home Depot's PAC gives money based on a candidate's voting record, committee assignment and leadership position," said company spokesman Jerry Shields.[33] The CEO in this period was Bob Nardelli, a friend of U.S. President George W. Bush.[34] Nardelli hosted a garden reception/fundraiser for Bush at his Atlanta home on May 20, 2004.[35]

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Actually, I shop there occasionally myself. But I'm 1/4 Polish.

I keep hearing they are run by a right winger. I ran into this on
wikipedia. They can't be too hard core right.

Support for LGBT causes

Home Depot has been the subject of an American Family Association-led boycott because it has sponsored gay pride festivals.[47] AFA director of special projects Randy Sharp said, "Home Depot should be like a lot of Fortune 500 companies and simply remain neutral in the culture war -- don't give money, don't give vehicles, don't lend employee support to homosexual activities on Main Street USA."[48]
The Human Rights Campaign thanked "a group of dedicated HRC Partners", including Home Depot, for providing the resources necessary to help pass the New York State gay marriage bill. The Home Depot says on its web site that they are "honored to say we support" HRC and other LGBT advocacy groups.[49]