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  • snusgetter
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    • May 2010
    • 10903

    Schweddy Balls

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    Parents call for boycott of Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls flavor


    Schweddy Balls ice cream is the latest in frozen threats facing your children, at least according to One Million Moms. The conservative organization, an offshoot of American Family Association, has called for a boycott of the newest Ben & Jerry’s flavor because they find it offensive.

    “The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive,” the group posted on its website. “Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.”

    The flavor is named after the classic Alec Baldwin sketch on “Saturday Night Live,” in which he plays a bakery owner named Pete Schweddy. The most famous line (and the one most often repeated by drunk frat boys) is his end note: “No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.”

    Clearly there is a double entendre here, but is it really worth protesting vanilla ice cream with rum and fudge-covered malt balls? After all, Trix may be for kids, but rum ice cream is for the rest of us.

    “We’ve been hearing from many fans. It appeals to those who love our irreverent sense of humor,” Ben & Jerry’s spokesperson Sean Greenwood told Gannett News Service. “If you watch the skit, it’s a lot easier to get the joke,” he said.


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  • Crow
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    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #2
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    • AtreyuKun
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      • Aug 2009
      • 1223

      #3
      I hate the One Million Moms. Those broads should shut up. They need a big spoonful of Schweddy Balls themselves.

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      • snusjus
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 2674

        #4
        I'm gonna buy a pint just to counteract the uptight group's boycott.

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        • snusgetter
          Member
          • May 2010
          • 10903

          #5
          Originally posted by snusjus
          I'm gonna buy a pint just to counteract the uptight group's boycott.
          Take a kid shopping with you and have him repeatedly say, "I want Schweddy Balls."

          That should provide added pooper-pucker-power for the not-uptight-enough group members!!

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          • lxskllr
            Member
            • Sep 2007
            • 13435

            #6
            Originally posted by AtreyuKun
            I hate the One Million Moms. Those broads should shut up. They need a big spoonful of Schweddy Balls themselves.
            I wish we could trade people off. Maybe we could send them to Mexico to make up for the illegals that have come over. The Mexicans have improved my food choices, and the ones I've met have been pretty cool. I don't have much use for a whiny bitch.

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            • Premium Parrots
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              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              #7
              Originally posted by lxskllr
              I wish we could trade people off. Maybe we could send them to Mexico to make up for the illegals that have come over. The Mexicans have improved my food choices, and the ones I've met have been pretty cool. I don't have much use for a whiny bitch.
              rotflmmfaspimp.


              I wonder what they thought about Chefs salty chocolate balls?
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              • snusgetter
                Member
                • May 2010
                • 10903

                #8
                Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                rotflmmfaspimp.

                I wonder what they thought about Chefs salty chocolate balls?
                Bet they weren't schweddy enough for them!

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                • Mdisch
                  Member
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 805

                  #9
                  I say Schweddy Balls for 'em Mommas!
                  And yeah Mexicans are a lot nicer than the One Million Moms - hell, I think my ma' would find this incredibly funny!
                  I say send 'em away - send them to some lil' island in an undisclosed area of the Pacific and just drop them nothing but Schweddy Balls!(The Ice-cream)
                  I say, it takes 2 hours before those chubby lil' mommas would be chomping on Schweddy Balls!

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