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  • wa3zrm
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Erectile Pumps

    Medicare Fraud
    In Rhode Island, a different take on Medicare fraud has been discovered. Gary Winner, 49, was purchasing penis enlargers from an adult website and then repackaging them as medical devices that were sold to patients claiming the device helped, “bladder control, urinary flow and prostate comfort.” Winner paid $26 for the pumps then charged Medicare $284 for the device that treated erectile dysfunction. Word must have gotten around about this miracle cure. Winner reaped $2 million before he was caught. Medicare reimburses for products treating impotence and erectile dysfunction.
    Winner (pronounced “winner” for any of those who may have been trying to guess differently), has pled guilty to health care fraud, money laundering and introduction of an adulterated and misbranded medical device into interstate commerce (try explaining that one to your fellow inmates).
    Winner is scheduled to be sentenced on October 18 and could get up to 33 years in prison. While it is sad that Winner resorted to this type of fraud, the puns that one could come up with are endless. I’m so pumped for the weekend!
    Medicare fraud is on the rise and the FBI is cracking down on it. Recently, Lawrence Duran, 49, was sentenced to 50 years in federal prison for his role in a $205 million Medicare fraud scheme. His partner in the crime, Marianella Valera, 40, was sentenced to 35 years in prison. These are serious crimes with serious consequences.

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  • Ansel
    Member
    • Feb 2011
    • 3696

    #2
    lol that's funny, but not a crime is it? or just entreprenerial talent...

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    • precious007
      Banned Users
      • Sep 2010
      • 5885

      #3
      Was he a doctor, I don't get it.

      I mean just reselling penis enlargers shouldn't end someone in jail.

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9759

        #4
        maybe they were used
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        • CoderGuy
          Member
          • Jul 2009
          • 2679

          #5
          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
          maybe they were used
          ewww!

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          • desirexe
            Member
            • Feb 2008
            • 1170

            #6
            I'm guessing he got in trouble because he involved Medicare. Had he just sold these medical miracle pumps directly to the people on a cash/credit basis, he'd probably be fine but probably have a bunch of pissed off guys after him..for ripping them off. I am not too familiar with erectile pumps...aren't these like a fake version of a simple bj??

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            • Crow
              Member
              • Oct 2010
              • 4312

              #7
              He got in trouble because he was making a quick buck off the American people by scamming the Medicare system.

              But, 33 years in prison for dick pumps? I think it's a harsh penalty (considering the amount). As the article mentioned, there was a couple that got 35 and 50 years each for a $205 Million Medicare scam. I would say 5-10 years is a more reasonable sentence in this scenario.
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              • snusgetter
                Member
                • May 2010
                • 10903

                #8
                That's what happens when you dick wit da gubmint!!

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                • Nuusku
                  Member
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 993

                  #9
                  wa3zrm always has the weird news

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9759

                    #10
                    Originally posted by desirexe
                    I'm guessing he got in trouble because he involved Medicare. Had he just sold these medical miracle pumps directly to the people on a cash/credit basis, he'd probably be fine but probably have a bunch of pissed off guys after him..for ripping them off. I am not too familiar with erectile pumps...aren't these like a fake version of a simple bj??
                    Deserex.......there is no replacement for a "simple" bj.



                    only a bj is a bj is a bj



                    edit: I just had an idea. Since I've never used one of these pumps, and I can assume most of you haven't, Why do we get one and make a box pass for it so everyone can try it. Well.......not everyone........I suppose Deserex and Luli wouldn't have much use for it.

                    If we are all in agreement I would want to be the first to try it.
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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                    • desirexe
                      Member
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 1170

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                      Deserex.......there is no replacement for a "simple" bj.



                      only a bj is a bj is a bj



                      edit: I just had an idea. Since I've never used one of these pumps, and I can assume most of you haven't, Why do we get one and make a box pass for it so everyone can try it. Well.......not everyone........I suppose Deserex and Luli wouldn't have much use for it.

                      If we are all in agreement I would want to be the first to try it.
                      What!!!?? I totally support this idea...I've heard that pumps make guys larger...I have one of those who could use a lil' extra girth. Muhahaha! I am so glad my husband doesn't know of this site! LOL

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