PP's Love Child Revealed!!!

[wa3zrm]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."

[kevs]

Hahahhahahahahah, man you should have your own sub-forum here, for all of your cool news

[Premium Parrots]

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."

lmao. amazingly enough thats been mentioned before. I don't remember but it was probably one of the guays from here.


yea he needs his own forum.

[ProudMarineDad]

Thanks a lot. Now I have to clean snus juice off my monitor.

[Crow]

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."

Best story ever. That just made my day!